Uncle Joe Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas shopping season arrives. 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do in August 10. 9. 8. 7. "Sweat" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. (Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives ). . . 10. 9. 8. Sweat 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Ahem, Ujoe, I've got extra fans and ACs if you could find a use for them, with all that sweat and all... Back to the game . . . Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat . . . 7. Tell young kids there's no such thing as Santa 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat . . . 7. Tell young kids there's no such thing as Santa 6. Sleep 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat . . . 7. Tell young kids there's no such thing as Santa 6. Sleep 5. Refurbish the santa claus suit. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat . . . 7. Tell young kids there's no such thing as Santa 6. Sleep 5. Refurbish the santa claus suit. 4. Mow the f***ing lawn! It IS still August, you know! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat . . . 7. Tell young kids there's no such thing as Santa 6. Sleep 5. Refurbish the santa claus suit. 4. Mow the f***ing lawn! It IS still August, you know! 3. Buy 2 Cd's for €12 in HMV, at least twice 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat . . . 7. Tell young kids there's no such thing as Santa 6. Sleep 5. Refurbish the santa claus suit. 4. Mow the f***ing lawn! It IS still August, you know! 3. Buy 2 Cd's for €12 in HMV, at least twice 2. Decide if you want a fake tree or a real tree this year. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top ten things to do before the Holiday/Christmas season arrives 10. Write the 1st entry in the list! 9. Figure out what people want ahead of time. 8. Sweat . . . 7. Tell young kids there's no such thing as Santa 6. Sleep 5. Refurbish the santa claus suit. 4. Mow the f***ing lawn! It IS still August, you know! 3. Buy 2 Cd's for €12 in HMV, at least twice 2. Decide if you want a fake tree or a real tree this year. 1. Bet on this seasons NFL games, to have more Xmas shopping money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. Yes, be happy. But let him/her know about it... 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. Yes, be happy. But let him/her know about it... 6. Call him/her up and tell them, "oh by the way I gave you a sexually transmitted disease." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. Yes, be happy. But let him/her know about it... 6. Call him/her up and tell them, "oh by the way I gave you a sexually transmitted disease." 5. Send a tape of you having sex with their most hated rival. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. Yes, be happy. But let him/her know about it... 6. Call him/her up and tell them, "oh by the way I gave you a sexually transmitted disease." 5. Send a tape of you having sex with their most hated rival. 4. Sign your ex up for speed dating...then host it at your town's most notorious Biker bar! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. Yes, be happy. But let him/her know about it... 6. Call him/her up and tell them, "oh by the way I gave you a sexually transmitted disease." 5. Send a tape of you having sex with their most hated rival. 4. Sign your ex up for speed dating...then host it at your town's most notorious Biker bar! 3. Get subscriptions in your ex's name to the most deviant porn available and have it sent to his place of business. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. Yes, be happy. But let him/her know about it... 6. Call him/her up and tell them, "oh by the way I gave you a sexually transmitted disease." 5. Send a tape of you having sex with their most hated rival. 4. Sign your ex up for speed dating...then host it at your town's most notorious Biker bar! 3. Get subscriptions in your ex's name to the most deviant porn available and have it sent to his place of business. 2. Date the b*tch again. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to get revenge on an ex 10. Write their number on the wall of a public bathroom and give details about what they are willing to do. 9. Be happy. Remember, the best revenge is living well. 8. The old flaming-sh*t-in-the-bag trick is a great gag for any occasion. 7. Yes, be happy. But let him/her know about it... 6. Call him/her up and tell them, "oh by the way I gave you a sexually transmitted disease." 5. Send a tape of you having sex with their most hated rival. 4. Sign your ex up for speed dating...then host it at your town's most notorious Biker bar! 3. Get subscriptions in your ex's name to the most deviant porn available and have it sent to his place of business. 2. Date the b*tch again. 1. Go back in time and break up with them again Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. Spray your partners with the smell of tasty blood and get a head running start. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. Spray your partners with the smell of tasty blood and get a head running start. 8. Always carry a slingshot and a pocketful of M-80's. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. Spray your partners with the smell of tasty blood and get a head running start. 8. Always carry a slingshot and a pocketful of M-80's. 7. Build a bunker. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. Spray your partners with the smell of tasty blood and get a head running start. 8. Always carry a slingshot and a pocketful of M-80's. 7. Build a bunker. 6. Serenade 'em with a U2 playlist. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. Spray your partners with the smell of tasty blood and get a head running start. 8. Always carry a slingshot and a pocketful of M-80's. 7. Build a bunker. 6. Serenade 'em with a U2 playlist. 5.pretend your a zombie then run for it 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited August 15, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. Spray your partners with the smell of tasty blood and get a head running start. 8. Always carry a slingshot and a pocketful of M-80's. 7. Build a bunker. 6. Serenade 'em with a U2 playlist. 5.pretend your a zombie then run for it 4.Pretend you're Larry King 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Top 10 ways to survive a zombie apocalypse 10. Be the obligatory human who is immune to the virus 9. Spray your partners with the smell of tasty blood and get a head running start. 8. Always carry a slingshot and a pocketful of M-80's. 7. Build a bunker. 6. Serenade 'em with a U2 playlist. 5.pretend your a zombie then run for it 4.Pretend you're Larry King 3. Keep playing the Thriller video over and over. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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