bazooka Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 [big]First I Look At The Purse -- The Contours[/big] . . . . [smallest] written by Smokey Robinson & Robert Rodgers[/smallest] Some fellas look at the eyes Some fellas look at the nose Some fellas look at the size Some fellas look at the clothes I don't care if her eyes are red I don't care if her nose is long I don't care if she's underfed I don't care if her clothes are worn First I look at the purse! Some fellas like the smiles they wear Some fellas like the legs that's all Some fellas like the style of their hair Want their waist to be small. I don't care if their teeth are big I don't care if their legs are thin I don't care if their hair's a wig Why waste time lookin' at the waistline? First I look at the purse! A woman can be fine as can be, Kisses sweet as honey But that don't mean a thing to me If she ain't got no money If the purse is fat, That's where it's at. Some fellas like the way they walk The way they swing and sway Some fellas like the way they talk Dig the things they say. I don't care if shee waddles like a duck And talks with a lisp I still think I'm in good luck If the dollar bills are crisp First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! She could be covered with a rash Long as she got some cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Black Gold - Soul Asylum Two boys on a playground Tryin' to push each other down See the crowd gather round Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd Black gold in a white plight Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride I don't care 'bout no wheelchair I've got so much left to do with my life Moving backwards through time Never learn, never mind That side's yours, this side's mine Brother you ain't my kind You're a black soldier, white fight Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride Sure like to feel some pride But this place just makes me feel sad inside Mother, do you know where your kids are tonight? Keeps the kids off the streets Gives 'em something to do, something to eat This spot was a playground This flat land used to be a town Black gold in a white plight Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride Sure like to feel some pride But this place just makes me feel sad inside Black gold in a white plight Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride I don't care 'bout no wheelchair I've got so much left to do with my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 He Liked To Feel It - Crash Test Dummies There was a boy Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it Then we'd watch While he'd tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out He grew tired Of his doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick He said he'd tie His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out He called his dog But just as he was set to throw, his dad arrived there He yelled at him And got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 ^ Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The car had smashed so hard Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Once there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room But when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just been there Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm But both girl and boy were glad 'Cause one kid had it worse than that 'Cause then there was this boy whose Parents made him come directly home right after school And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just gone there Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 "Headline News"- Weird Al Yankovic Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so hard Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm [whip sound] Ahh Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound] And so she hired some guy to Club her in the kneecap Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm [thwack sound] Ahh Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm They got paid for their sound bites And sold their TV movie rights And then, there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner And when he finally came to He found that Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain it It'd always just been there Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 I have that one I think CTD performed this version in one of their concerts. It's a bit difficult to 'spoof' them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 btw... I think all of you are distracting from the lyrics I posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Mountains o' Things Tracy Chapman The life I've always wanted I guess I'll never have I'll be working for somebody else Until I'm in my grave I'll be dreaming of a live of ease And mountains Oh mountains o' things To have a big expensive car Drag my furs on the ground And have a maid that I can tell To bring me anything Everyone will look at me with envy and with greed I'll revel in their attention And mountains Oh mountains o' things Sweet lazy life Champagne and caviar I hope you'll come and find me Cause you know who we are Those who deserve the best in life And know what money's worth And those whose sole misfortune Was having mountains o' nothing at birth Oh they tell me There's still time to save my soul They tell me Renounce all Renounce all those material things you gained by Exploiting other human beings Consume more than you need This is the dream Make you pauper Or make you queen I won't die lonely I'll have it all prearranged A grave that's deep and wide enough For me and all my mountains o' things Mostly I feel lonely Good good people are Good people are only My stepping stones It's gonna take all my mountains o' things To surround me Keep all my enemies away Keep my sadness and loneliness at bay I'll be dreaming, dreaming... Dreaming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Ray Parker, Jr. & Raydio - Jack And Jill Jack {Jack} Wanting someone to feel {Feel} Sat up on the hill {Hill} And waited all day for Jill Jill {Jill} Always away from home {Home} Never bothering to phone {Phone} Always leavin' poor Jack alone Now why do you think Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down the hill) ‘Cause he needed love {He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Oh, yes, he did) Why do you think Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down the hill, yeah) He needed love (Oh, yes, he did) {He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill Jack {Jack} Like Little Red Riding Hood {Hood} Always tryin' to do good {Good} Waited as long as he could Jill {Jill} Is it right or wrong {Wrong} For Jack to carry on {On} If you leave him home too long Now why do you think Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down, he snuck down, broke his crown) He needed love (Sweet love) {He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Ah, sweet, sweet love, uh-huh) Why do you think (Hey...ha) Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down the hill, yeah) He needed love (Oh, yes, he did) {He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Yeah, oh) {Jack} {Jill} {Jack} {Jill} Now why do you think (Why do you think) Jack snuck down the hill (Why do you think he snuck down the hill) ‘Cause he needed love (He needed love) {He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (Yes, he did) Now why do you think (He got down on his right knee) Jack snuck down the hill (He had mud on his hands) He needed love (And he crawled and he crawled) {He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (And he crawled for so long) Now why do you think (Hey...) Jack snuck down the hill (He snuck down, he snuck down, broke his crown) ‘Cause he needed love (He needed love) {He needed} Love he couldn't get from Jill (He wanted sweet, sweet love, yeah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 jackie...how the heck have you been?? Cool to see you on the boards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Hiya Jane! I'm good hope all's well with you & yours!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 It's my long lost sister Jackie! Woo! Excellent lyrics, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Doing good, just getting ready for the holidays. Try to come around more often girl, we need all the girl power we can get here on SF!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Will do Janey!! My boss has been out all day so I'm not working!! Hiya Peach, I know don't ya just love that song!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 School's Out Alice Cooper Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more books No more teacher's dirty looks Well we got no class And we got no principles And we got no innocence We can't even think of a word that rhymes School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pencils No more rule-books No more teacher's dirty looks Out for summer Out till fall We might not go back at all School's out forever School's out for summer School's out with fever School's out completely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Christmas in the Hollis ~ Run DMC [Run] It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer But then I was illin because the man had a beard And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared So I turned my head a second and the man had gone But he left and dropped his wallet smack dead on the lawn I picket the wallet up then I took a pause Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus" A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me [D.M.C.] It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees Decorate the house with lights at night Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright In the fireplace is the yule log Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols (Christmas melodies) [Run-D.M.C.] Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it It's Christmas time and we got the spirit Jack Frost chillin, the hawk is out And that's what Christmas is all about The time is now, the place is here And the whole wide world is filled with cheer [D.M.C.] My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman So open your eyes, lend us an ear We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 School's Out Alice Cooper I freaking wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Me, too. But I get a freaking month off in between semesters. I'll take what I can get, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Like You'll Never See Me Again Alicia Keys If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for? If I couldn't feel your touch And no longer were you with me I'd be wishing you were here To be everything that I'd be looking for I don't wanna forget the present is a gift And I don't wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed So every time you hold me Hold me like this is the last time Every time you kiss me Kiss me like you'll never see me again Every time you touch me Touch me like this is the last time Promise that you'll love me Love me like you'll never see me again Oh Oh Ohhhhh How many really know what love is? Millions never will Do you know until you lose it That it's everything that we are looking for When I wake up in the morning You're beside me I'm so thankful that I found Everything that I been looking for I don't wanna forget the present is a gift And I don't wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed So everytime you hold me Hold me like this is the last time Every time you kiss me Kiss me like you'll never see me again (can you do that for me baby) Every time you touch me (see we don't really know) Touch me like this is the last time (see everyday we never know) Promise that you'll love me (I want you to promise me) Love me like you'll never see me again (like you'll never see me again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 This is bringing tears to my eyes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Santa Baby ~ (Eartha Kitt Version) Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me. been an awful good girl, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, Light blue. I'll wait up for you dear, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed, Next year I could be just as good, If you'll check off my Christmas list, Santa baby, I wanna yacht, And really that's not a lot, Been an angel all year, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need, The deed To a platinum mine, Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex, And checks. Sign your 'X' on the line, Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight. Come and trim my Christmas tree, With some decorations bought at Tiffany's, I really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me, Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring. I don't mean on the phone, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry, tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Epiphany from Sweeney Todd Todd: No I had him! His throat was there beneath my hand. I had swear I had him! His throat was there and now he'll never come again. Mrs. Lovett: Easy now, hush love hush I keep telling you - Todd: When? Why do I wait? You told me to wait - Now he'll never come again. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit And it's filled with people who are filled with ******* And the vermin of the world inhabit it. But not for long... They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because in all of the whole human race Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two There's the one they put in his proper place And the one with his foot in the other one's face Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you. Now we all deserve to die Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief For the rest of us death will be a relief We all deserve to die. And I'll never see Joanna No I'll never hold my girl to me - finished! (shouted) Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney. You sir, you sir? Welcome to the grave. I will have vengenance. I will have salvation. (shouted) Who sir, you sir? No one in the chair, come on! Come on! Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders. You sir - anybody. Gentlemen don't be shy! Not one man, no, no ten men. Not a hundred can assuage me - I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats. And my Lucy lies in ashes And I'll never see my girl again. But the work waits! I'm alive at last! And I'm full of joy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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