Rayzor Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 He should try my methods! He gets paid alot after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 It's the End of the World as we know it (and I feel fine) ~ R.E.M. That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength, no Ladder structure clatter with a fear of height, down, height Wire in a fire, represent the seven games With a government for hire and a combat site Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped Look at that low plane, fine, then Uh oh, overflow, population, common group But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn Lock a man in uniform, book burning, bloodletting Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steer clear A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone) I feel fine It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (I had some time alone) The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right! It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone) (It's time I had some time alone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 The Fez-Steely Dan No Im never gonna do it without the fez on Oh no No Im never gonna do it without the fez on Oh no Thats what I am Please understand I wanna be your holy man No Im never gonna do it without the fez on Oh no Aint never gonna do it without the fez on Oh no Thats what I am Please understand I wanna be your holy man No Im never gonna do it without the fez on Oh no Dont make me do it without the fez on Oh no Thats what I am please understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Tom Petty Walls Some days are diamonds Some days are rocks Some doors are open Some roads are blocked Sundowns are golden Then fade away But if I never do nothing I'm coming back some day Cause you got a heart so big It could crush this town And I can't hold out forever Even walls fall down All around your island There's a barricade It keeps out the danger Holds in the pain Sometimes you're happy And sometimes you cry Half of me is ocean Half of me is sky But you got a heart so big It could crush this town And I can't hold out forever Even walls fall down And some things are over Some things go on Part of me you carry And part of me is gone But you got a heart so big It could crush this town And I can't hold out forever Even walls fall down You got a heart so big It could crush this town And I can't hold out forever Even walls fall down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet) ~ The White Stripes Well I miss my mother And I miss being her son As crazy as I was I Guess I wasn't much of one Sometimes I miss her so much, I want to hop on the next jet And I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet And I love my sister Lord knows how I've missed her She loves me And she knows I won't forget And sometimes I get jealous Of all her little pets And I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet I roll over in bed Looking for someone to touch There's a girl that I know of But don't ask for much She's homely, and she's cranky And her hair's in a net And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet Are you my friend when I need one I need someone to be one I take anybody I can get And sometimes I wanna call you And I feel like a pet And I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet I go down to the river Filled with regret I go down and I wonder If there was any reason left I left just before my lungs could get wet I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet And I love my sister Lord knows how I've missed her She loves me And she knows I won't forget And sometimes I get jealous Of all her little pets And I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet Yeah I get lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentH Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Tales of Brave Ulysses by Cream You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever, But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun. And the colors of the sea blind your eyes with trembling mermaids, And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses, How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing, For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white-laced lips. And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise, And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea. And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body, Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind. The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers, And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter. Her name is Aphrodite, and she rides a crimson shell, And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands With tales of brave Ulysses, how his naked ears were tortured By the sirens sweetly singing. The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers, And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 La Despedida ~ Manu Chao Ya estoy curado, anestesiado ya me he olvidado de ti Hoy me despido de tú ausencia ya estoy en paz... Ya no te espero ya no te llamo ya no me engano Hoy te he borrado de mi paciencia Hoy fui capaz... Desde aquel dÃa en que te fuiste yo no sabÃa que hacer de ti Ya están domados mis sentimientos mejor asÃ... Hoy me he burlado de la tristeza Hoy me he librado de tu recuerdo Ya no te extrano ya me he arrancado ya estoy en paz... Ya estoy curado, anestesiado ya me he olvidado Ya estoy curado, anestesiado ya me he olvidado Te espero siempre mi amor cada hora, cada dÃa Te espero siempre mi amor cada minuto que yo viva Te espero siempre mi amor Sé que un dÃa llegarás Te espero siempre mi amor -( cada hora, cada dÃa ) Te espero siempre mi amor - ( cada minuto que yo viva ) Te espero siempre mi amor - (no me olvido y te quiero ) Te espero siempre mi amor - ( Sé que un dÃa llegarás ) Te espero siempre mi amor - ( Sé que un dÃa volverás ) I don't have any idea what this song is about, but it sounds cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 (edited) P.S. You Rock My World ~ Eels I was at a funeral the day I realised I wanted to spend my life with you sitting down on the steps at the old post office the flag was flying at half mast and I was thinkin' 'bout how everyone was dying and maybe it is time to live I don't know where we're going I don't know what we'll do walked into the thrif-tee saw the man with the hollow eyes who didn't give me all my change but it didn't bother me this time 'cause I know I only got this moment and it's good I went to the gas station old woman honked her horn waiting for me to fix her car I don't know where we're going I don't know what we'll do laying in bed tonight I was thinking and listening to all the dogs and the sirens and the shots and how the careful man tries to dodge the bullets while a happy man takes a walk and maybe it is time to live ------------------------------------ “There’s two kinds of people: those that understand that Electro Shock Blues is the greatest album ever put together, and idiots.†Dom Passantino, Stylus Magazine Edited March 8, 2008 by Guest added quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 They're overrated, sure, but I still love this song: Dumb - Nirvana I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone, But I have a light The day is done, But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around Hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover Have a hangover (x3) Skin the sun Fall asleep Wish away Soul is cheap Lesson learned Wish me luck Soothe the burn Wake me up I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone, But I have a light the day is done, But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) I think I'm dumb (x12) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 The lyrics hit me very hard today Time - Pink Floyd Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day. You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way. Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town, Waiting for someone or something to show you the way. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines. Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. The time is gone, the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say. Home, home again. I like to be here when I can. And when I come home cold and tired, It's good to warm my bones beside the fire. Far away across the field The tolling of the iron bell Calls the faithful to their knees To hear the softly spoken magic spells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 "Bittersweet Symphony"- The Verve Cause it's a bitter sweet symphony, this life Try to make ends meet You're a slave to the money Then you die I'll take you down the only Road I've ever been down You know the one that takes you to The places where all the veins meet, yeah No change I can change I can change I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold But I'm a million different people From one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no Well I never pray But tonight I'm on my knees, yeah I need to hear some sounds that Recognize the pain in me, yeah I let the melody shine Let it cleanse my mind I feel free now But the airways are clean And there's nobody singing to me now No change I can change I can change I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold And I'm a million different people From one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no I can't change I can't change Cause it's a bitter sweet symphony, this life Try to make ends meet Try to find some money Then you die I'll take you down the only Road I've ever been down You know the one that takes you to The places where all the veins meet, yeah You know I can change I can change I can change I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold And I'm a million different people From one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no I can't change Can't change my body No, no, no I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down I'll take you down the only road 'Ive ever been down Been down Ever been down Ever been down Ever been down Ever been down Have you ever been down? Have you ever been down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 ^ 'ts brilliant that song x 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Rockstar - Nickelback I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blonde hair Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free I think I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Platboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blonde hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a Drug dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser When they ask why I drink all day I'll say because I can I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blonde hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a Drug dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Supernatural Superserious ~ R.E.M. Everybody here Comes from somewhere But they would just as soon forget and disguise At the summer camp where you volunteered No one saw your face, no one saw your fear If that apparition had just appeared Took you up and away from this place and sheer humiliation Of your teenage station Nobody cares no one remembers and nobody cares Yeah, you cried and you cried He's alive, he's alive Ah, you cried and you cried and you cried and you cried If you call out safe then I'll stop right away If the premise buckles and the ropes starts to shake For the details mark With the stories the same You don't have to explain You don't have to explain Humiliation Of your teenage station Yeah, you cried and you cried He's alive, he's alive Ah, you cried and you cried and you cried And you realized your fantasies are Dressed up in travesties Enjoy yourself with no regrets Everybody here comes from somewhere If they would just as soon forget, And disguise Yeah, you cried and you cried He's alive, he's alive/a lie Yeah, you cried and you cried and you cried and you cried Now there's nothing dark and there's nothing weird Don't be afraid I'll hold you near From the séance where you first betrayed An open heart on a darkened stage's celebration Of your teenage station Zen experience sweet delirious Supernatural superserious Inexperience sweet delirious Supernatural superserious Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 "The Spicy McHaggis Jig"- Dropkick Murphys I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true a tale you'd best hope never happens to you Old Spicy McHaggis, how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late Spicy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong from city to city running around always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house, just the right size the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself, "this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more grabbed his cojones and went for the door They got to her house and dimmed all the lights Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her, he'd always be true "But Mr McHaggis, I've only just met you!!" By now he saw double through his drunken eyes neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense, thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and started to play she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day. Spicy (x 7) One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house, just the right size the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself, "this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more grabbed his cojones and went for the door Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy I dont know what you lot are talking about Who drank all my Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Big Balls ~ AC/DC Well I'm ever upper class high society Gods gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all (chorus) I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all! And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got great balls of fire! (chorus) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night (chorus with outro speak) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Squeezebox - The Who Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home He never gets no rest Because she's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Well, the kids don't eat And the dog can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out And in and out And in and out And in and out She's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes "Squeeze me, Come on and squeeze me, Come on and tease me like you do, I'm so in love with you" Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night In and out And in and out And in and out She's playing all night And the music's alright Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Fat Bottomed Girls ~ Queen Are you gonna take me home tonight Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Hip big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies every time Oh won't you take me home tonight? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Hey, listen here Now I got mortgages and homes I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still got my greatest treasure Hip big woman you gonna make a big man out of me Now get this Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh down beside your red firelight Oh you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Get on your bikes and ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Jonathan Edwards - Shanty Gonna sit down in the kitchen And fix me something good to eat And make my head a little high And make this whole day complete Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama And put a good buzz on Well pass it to me baby Pass it to me slow We'll take time out to smile a little Before we let it go Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama And put a good buzz on Well there ain't nothin' to do And there's always room for more Fill it, light it, shut up And close the door Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama And put a good buzz on We gonna sit around the kitchen Fix us somethin' good to eat And make ourselves a little high And make the whole day complete Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama And put a good buzz on Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama And put a good buzz on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 End of a Century - Blur She says there's ants in the carpet Dirty little monsters Eating all the morsels Picking up the rubbish Give her effervescence She needs a little sparkle Good morning TV You're looking so healthy We all say, don't want to be alone We wear the same clothes cos we feel the same And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight End of a century Oh, it's nothing special Sex on the TV Everybody's at it And the mind gets dirty As you get closer to thirty He gives her a cuddle Glowing in a huddle Good night TV You're all made up And you're looking like me We all say, don't want to be alone We wear the same clothes cos we feel the same And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight End of a century Oh, it's nothing special Can you eat her? Yes, you can. We all say, don't want to be alone We wear the same clothes cos we feel the same And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight End of a century Oh, it's nothing special We all say, don't want to be alone We wear the same clothes cos we feel the same And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight End of a century Oh, it's nothing special Oh, end of a century Oh, it's nothing special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 *singing chorus* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Must submit to quote box... meet me at 'Site Related' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Portions for Foxes"- Rilo Kiley There's blood in my mouth 'cause I've been biting my tongue all week I keep on talkin' trash but I never say anything And the talkin' leads to touchin' and the touchin' leads to sex and then there is no mystery left And It's bad news Baby I'm bad news I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news I know I'm alone if I'm with or without you but just bein' around you offers me another form of relief When the loneliness leads to bad dreams and the bad dreams lead me to callin' you and I call you and say "C'MERE!" And it's bad news Baby I'm bad news I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news And it's bad news Baby it's bad news It's just bad news, bad news, bad news 'Cause you're just damage control for a walking corpse like me - like you 'Cause we'll all be Portions for foxes Yeah we'll all be Portions for foxes There's a pretty young thing in front of you and she's real pretty and she's real into you and then she's sleepin' inside of you and the talkin' leads to touchin' then touchin' leads to sex and then there is no mystery left And it's bad news I don't blame you I do the same thing I get lonely too And you're bad news My friends tell me to leave you That you're bad news, bad news, bad news That you're bad news Baby you're bad news and you're bad news Baby you're bad news and you're bad news I don't care I like you and you're bad news I don't care I like you I like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Pea - Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm a little pea I love the sky and the trees I'm a teeny tiny little ant Checking out this and that I am nothing Ahhhahhhh So you have nothing to hide And I'm a pacifist So I can f*uck your sh*it up F*uck you ass*hole You homophobic redneck dick Big and tough and macho you can kick my ass So f*ucking what? So f*ucking what? So f*ucking what? So f*ucking what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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