MindCrime Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. You're the hero who rescued a dog from a well filled with manure. I wish I could read people's minds, ESP power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. Unforunately there's a wiring problem, and you can't turn off your ability. You hear every thought from every person in every place you are, for miles and miles and miles. I wish I could help someone from making life-altering mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. But you're Cassandra, and no one takes you seriously. Incidentally, one can not only get new DeLorean parts, but assemble a complete one! I wish I had a Jetson's-type flying car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. But you don't know how to fly it and the thing just takes off on its own to deep space. I wish I had a yellow submarine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. But the Russian navy's after you for revealing one of their "stealth paint schemes" that they were using to cruise Swedish ports unnoticed! (I'd sure like to see Deep Space, even through carbon dioxide frost.) I wish I'd developed a taste for coffee or booze. :sleepy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. You are now a raging alcoholic who never sleeps. I wish 5:30 would hurry up and get here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted. And just what are you going to do with the 5 minutes and 30 seconds left in your life? (If I were a caffeine/alcohol addict, I'd be doing the "Starbuck's 12-step Program" AND be a Friend of Bill W.) I wish I had a pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted. Now go grab a shovel and clean up the s*** on your rug. I wish I was at the Billy Joel concert right now (my parents are). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 (edited) Granted. That's William Robert "Billy Bob" Joel, the best Concert Accordionist in the Catskills. He'll be doing a homage to John Whelan, singing Irish drinking songs in Yiddish. I wish I had Kim Jong-Il's number. Edited July 19, 2008 by Guest Wrong Whelan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted. She's a size 14. I wish I could run at lightning speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted. You also have to keep moving constantly - at lightning speed - or you will die, so you keep running and running, never able to stop and enjoy anything along the way. I wish I could stop and smell the roses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted! Unfortunately, upon stopping, bending down and smelling the roses, a thorn tears your right retina rendering you blind in one eye! What's up, Pirate, or, should I say, "Cyclops?" I wish I could get decent service at a hardware store . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 (edited) Granted. Welcome to Kim Jong-Il's Pyongyang Hardware Store. Unfortunately, it's all dodgy military hardware, as likely to explode, fall apart, or irradiate you. I wish to see José Feliciano in concert. Edited July 19, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted! I wish that he could see you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted. He later learns to sight read music and goes on to a composing career on par with Quincy Jones. I wish I had an "Alien for Christmas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted, you now have an Alf doll... I wish I was a singer in a rock and roll band... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted. Problem is, you think you're good. No one else does. Your career lasts precisely 1.5 minutes. I wish I had a great singing voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted. Just like the late Luciano Pavarotti . . . with a figure to match. I wish I could take back the mean hurtful things I've said and done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Granted, you are now Father Bazooka ... I wish I could win tickets to go see the Allman Brothers when they come to town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Granted. You won the tickets. Too bad, you came down with bubonic plague the day of the concert, missed the show and spent the next 2 weeks under quarantine. I wish I could journey to the center of the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Granted! Sadly, you don't reach the center (core) because you are melted like so much wicked witches of the west before you're even close to accomplishing it! I wish that I could understand the reason why there's no metal sliding boards or merry-go-rounds anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 (edited) Granted. You are now the CEO of "DeAngelo's Scrap & Playground Equipment Brokers." Your company motto is: "So some kids are scarred for life, I got mine at the bank!" Parents in five states are after you for selling sub-par playground equipment to various schools and municipal parks. I wish for "World Peace." Edited July 20, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Granted . Humans are now extinct . I wish there was a new and interesting thread at SF everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Granted. I just added a new thread entitled Nasty Things We Can Say About Kevin, which I expect will be updated every day with the most ingenious, yet vile, epithets that our crack staff at SF can come up with. I wish I can see Kevin's face when he reads this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Granted. But now you are stone. Because everything that looks at Kevin turns to stone. I wish I had been more productive today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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