Uncle Joe Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Granted, but it's Enceladus, a moon of Saturn. I wish Floyd was the first on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Granted, but the Russians are to competitive and take him prisoner.... I wish the world would just get along for once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Granted, but it only lasts for 10 minutes and then humanity resumes its barbarism. I wish those damn Santa Anna winds would die down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Granted. Now the waves are starting to build up... I wish my bed was extra-snuggily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Bam! It is, but the occupants refuse to make room for you. I wish I was wearing a sweater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Granted, a big itchy one that gives you a rash I wish my husband would come home from his trip two days early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Grante...OOPS! Sorry, that wish was already taken...by your husband. I wish I could grant all wishes so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 (edited) Granted, but it's made of burlap. I wish my low back pain would go away. Edited October 30, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 It did, along with your back. Now, you're on breathing tubes and straws! I wish I didn't have so much money . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Granted... just promise not to turn me in... I wish I had more beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Judging from your own pronouncements, this would be impossible. ------------- I wish I got free admission and choice of seats at any concerts or movies I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Judging from your own pronouncements, this would be impossible. ------------- I wish I got free admission and choice of seats at any concerts or movies I wanted. good one Bazooka! As for your wish: You are able to go free... and you get the seats you want... unfortunately the power goes out every time. I wish I knew how to speak more than 2 languages fluently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Granted, but they are Esperanto, Klingon and cat. I wish I had X-ray vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Granted, but it's sooo good all you see is skeletons. I wish my husband wouldn't look at me so funny when I'm reading SF posts and laughing my a** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Granted. Your husband has stop looking at you altogether when your a** actually did fall off. ------------ I wish I had a nickel for every emoticon ever used in these Forums :beady: :happybanana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Granted, but you are then audited by the IRS and subsequently thrown in jail for tax evasion. I wish I was a successful and brilliantly funny stand-up comedian who has absolutely no connection to Michael Richards and who is the envy of every other stand-up comedian and a humanitarian to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen, introducing for your comedy pleasure please say hello to Mahatma "Choo Choo" Gandhi. I wish it were that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Granted, it is that easy. Now your so bored you sit slumped down in a ragged old easy chair, with eyes big as saucers, watching old reruns of Mayberry RFD. I wish I didn't have to clean the piranha tank today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Granted. The pirahna tank is busted and you have killer fish all over the living room floor. I wish Neil Young would come to my house and smoke a monster spliff with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Granted, but Neil suffers a fatal aneurysm while in your company and you become known forever more as the man with the spliff who made Neil a stiff. I wish Sammy would host a wild party for all the Songfactors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Granted, but Neil suffers a fatal aneurysm while in your company and you become known forever more as the man with the spliff who made Neil a stiff. You can't prove that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Granted. He drowns in the pool in the back garden. I wish that I could sleep for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Granted. But that lottery ticket you bought last week, expired. You can't collect the $900,000,000 your ticket was worth. I wish I lived in a disaster proof cave overlooking the ocean and had everything I could possibly need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Granted. You don't need your arms or legs. I wish that I had a third arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Granted, it is controlled by Dr. Evil and he uses it to choke you to death. I wish Floyd could actually play this game properly. (2,500!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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