Rhyme It! II

[CanAm]

or I'll end up in the clink

[Crazy Don]

or maybe the kitchen sink

[CanAm]

In the time it takes you to blink

[Zepfan]

you could change to a rat fink

[Crazy Don]

with a heart made of zinc

[Zepfan]

that sounds like the Missing Link

[Jenny]

is it dressed in pink?

[Zepfan]

Yes, and it's on the skating rink

[CanAm]

dressed all in mink

[Zepfan]

and was it a stole

[CanAm]

yes, and purloined from a Pole

[Zepfan]

that was standing in a hole

[Crazy Don]

that was full of coal

[Zepfan]

under whose control

[CanAm]

everyone started listening to rock and roll

[Zepfan]

and that was the goal

[Rayzor]

rockin' to the band led by William Shatner & Bob Dole

[CanAm]

both of whom were out on parole

[Zepfan]

and now live together in Seoul

[CanAm]

where little street urchins they try to cajole

[phil]

and smoke a big bowl

[Zepfan]

of that nasty Skoal

[CanAm]

which can make them sick

[Zepfan]

and run to you know where real quick

[phil]

where I ran into St. Nick