Rhyme It! II

[Zepfan]

while working just off shore

[chutzpah]

then just like before

[Zepfan]

he began to snore

[chutzpah]

oblivious to the whore

[Zepfan]

who thought this all to be such a chore

[chutzpah]

as she grabbed the two by four

[Zepfan]

and swung at his head while yelling "FORE"

[chutzpah]

as an excited Marv Albert said score!

[phil]

but the Knicks are bad to the core

[Zepfan]

well let's show them to the door

[CanAm]

and think of them no more

[Zepfan]

along with this rhyme, now aren't you glad

[CanAm]

on the contrary, I'm quite sad

[Zepfan]

now you're making me feel bad

[chutzpah]

that rhyme was driving me mad

[phil]

Don't be mad, lad.

[MindCrime]

it was only a fad

[chutzpah]

I was just being a cad

[MindCrime]

maybe just a tad

[Zepfan]

Don't worry, I won't tell your Dad

[chutzpah]

he was living in Goliad

[Zepfan]

but then moved to Trinidad

[chutzpah]

all dressed in plaid

[Zepfan]

which was all the fad

[MindCrime]

that some thought was rad