Rhyme It! II

[Zepfan]

I think he's hooked up with a boy named Sue

[chutzpah]

they're a motley crew

[Zepfan]

together in a room with a view

[chutzpah]

overlooking Brokeback Avenue

[Zepfan]

while sipping each other's tasty brew

[phil]

They need to see Dr. Drew

[Zepfan]

but he probably won't have a clue

[chutzpah]

maybe he'll watch and say phew

[Zepfan]

I just hate sniffing this glue

[chutzpah]

it's better than watching those two

[Zepfan]

sadly hanging on and making one feel mighty blue

[chutzpah]

while making others a little cuckoo

[Zepfan]

they all belong in a zoo

[chutzpah]

but kept out of view

[CanAm]

saying their prayers in a pew

Edited January 9, 2015 by Guest

[Zepfan]

as that would be something completely new

[phil]

Like watching Abbott and Lou

[chutzpah]

or living in Timbuktu

[Zepfan]

thanks, but I'll take Honolulu

[chutzpah]

or settle for Kalamazoo

[Zepfan]

as long as it's not a British 'loo'

[chutzpah]

one whiff and it's P U

[Zepfan]

surely it's not the neighbors beef stew

[chutzpah]

maybe it's some evil voodoo

[CanAm]

oh please say it can't be true