Rhyme It! II

[Zepfan]

at the Alamo being slain

[andy7]

being whipped by a cane

[Zepfan]

can't imagine the pain

[CanAm]

enough, perhaps, to make him turn to booze

[Zepfan]

I guess, whatever he may choose

[CanAm]

to help him take a snooze

[Zepfan]

while on that nice cruise

[CanAm]

to banish his blues

[Zepfan]

'cause he has paid his dues

[Crazy Don]

and had no time to lose

[andy7]

So he drank beer out of his shoes

[Zepfan]

Oh my, what terrible news

[andy7]

he then tripped and got a bruise

[Zepfan]

an Advil he could sure use

[CanAm]

to cope with the prison screws

[Zepfan]

or are they really the Killer Shrews

[andy7]

he certainly won't be going on a cruise

[Zepfan]

this is all old news

[CanAm]

so I'll change direction before the sh*t hits the fan

[Zepfan]

way to go man

[CanAm]

thanks, I feel great because I ate my bran

[Zepfan]

until you found out you were on your way to Iran

[CanAm]

which certainly wasn't part of my plan

[andy7]

I wanted to get a tan

[CanAm]

and perhaps, eat some flan