Uncle Joe Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Inject some humor if possible. See if you can surprise your readers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Okay... I shall get to it. After a power nap zzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Radhi, words are merely letters grouped together to from a description of something. Then the words are grouped in a sentence to form a thought. Then sentences to paragraphs, paragraphs to pages. And voila! Before you know it...1,000 word composition. Glad I could help. But it's really boring :sleepy: Boring? You find this description "boring"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 A lot of great sentences start with a z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 I've been most partial to the sentence which starts (and ends) with this opening line: "Once upon a time and they lived happily n'ever after. . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Boring? You find this description "boring"? No, I find a 3500 word essay on the topic "What are the general tendencies in the distribution of power and equality in global media?" boring :sleepy: Awrite... 7 PDFs open... I'm ready to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Radhi, you´re lucky... You have to write... What a cool duty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oh I like to write... but I like to be able to use my own words rather than referencing every single sentence eg. If I say "the distribution of power is unequal", I have to make sure they can't go "yeah? how do you know?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 ...quote wikipedia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 We were specifically told not to and that Wikipedia = bad. Though it is fairly accurate most of the time, it is not a reliable source. Case in point - the temporarily messed up page for Disco 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Oh... Well... good luck then, my friend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 No, I find a 3500 word essay on the topic "What are the general tendencies in the distribution of power and equality in global media?" boring :sleepy: The Power of the Equality is not yet what it ought to be it fills me up like a hollow tree The Power of the Equality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Do you know that is my earworm every time I read the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viaene Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Call Anthony, he'll know what to write Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 A friend of mine is in the US Army... I just heard that he was deployed to Georgia this morning. They'd better not start a war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 What ?! The Confederacy ? Are they at it again ?! I think you misspoke ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) oh no and from what I heard it's very close to one read the news, Kevin Edited August 8, 2008 by Guest linkage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 They even mentioned it at the ceremony just now, on TV, when Georgia walked in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 GEORGIA ! of course ...Bast*ards ! Kill them all and let God sort them out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 ... that's where Stalin's from , afterall . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 And Azerbaijan ? Oil war over Baku ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 I thought Ten Peaches had Georgia under control... wat up wi dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Kids today, not all kids, but the two idiots next door to us decided to make a bonfire on their wooden deck...we live in town, and open fires are against the fire code here...Hubby went over and asked them nicely to put it out, because its dangerous and against the law...the kids more or less laughed at him, and said to him "who the f--- are you to him"....hubby just ignored the kid and went into the house....the kids then proceeded to put gasoline on the fire and made it even bigger....we were about to call the fire dept, but someone else must of called coz we heard the whistle, and then firetrucks came to the house.....afterwards we went out to see what was going on and this punk kid came over and said to my husband "What the "f" is your problem, I ought come over there and kick your "f'n" a--"...... nice mouth on these kids....Hubby just laughed that this punk kid is gonna mess him up....He found that amusing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Indigestion. Damn you kiolbassa sausage and your delicious treachery. That's because you got the wrong kind of kielbasa, TimLizzy. Warning: Adult Language Kielbasa - The Almighty D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 I assure you, I do not want that kind of Kielbasa. On the other hand, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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