Uncle Joe Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Look, politicians in other countries boost their campaigns by boasting how under their leadership (insert country here) will not cowtow to the US. I have no problem with our candidates putting the US first. None at all. BTW, Obama's got my vote. Nobody's even close. Note to Hillary: Desperation doesn't become you. Note to Bill Clinton: How did you become such a buffoon? Note to McCain: Conservative Republicans think it's cute when you show anger. I guess we'll be seeing more of that, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I woke up perfectly fine today, but in first period I suddenly felt nauseous, so I ran out of the room and went to the bathroom, almost running into someone on the way there. I knelt down to the porcelain throne, expecting to hurl a sacrifice into it, and promptly blacked out. Had somebody been in there, they would've thought I overdosed or something. I came to curled up on the bathroom floor soaked in cold sweat (at least I hope it was cold sweat). I went home and slept for about five hours, but I still feel like I've been hit by a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 What did you do yesterday? How many drinks did you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Oddly enough, this did not come from indulging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I knelt down to the porcelain throne, expecting to hurl a sacrifice into it, and promptly blacked out I've never seen a better metaphor for puking. Are you better now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I still feel like I've been hit sacked fifty times in thirty minutes by Michael Strahan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I think you might be sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 What did you take? And how are you now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I think you might be sick. That does sound like the flu - or food poisoning . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 If you were in the UK, I'd know what it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I think I've figured out what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 what's grinding my gears right now is waking up for a class at 8 that only lasts 20 minutes. i could have slept in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 If you were in the UK, I'd know what it is... Well, you've no license to practice here so....don't make me report you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 It sounds like mad cow disease to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Sammy, that'll be 100 Euros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Uh oh... um... free, professional medical advice from me for the next fifteen years if you don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 It's a deal! What do you know about housemaid's knee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 You mean prepatellar bursitis? Sorry, I'm not too familiar with those... unprofessional terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Uh oh, this is going to be expensive for my insurance company isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 My service is absolutely free. No hidden costs, no fine print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Sorry, I'm not too familiar with those... unprofessional terms. Hey, Doc, I have a nasty case of pemphigus vulgaris of the perineum. Do you think you could help me out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I'm afraid the only thing I can advise is rest and no activity whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 SNOW!!!!!!!!! :beady: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 I'm down to my last beer and it's kinda chilly outside. It's not dangerously cold, but enough that I don't want to leave the warmth of the house just to walk all the way to the beer store. Then I gotta lug all that beer back home which is back-breaking labor! I actually wish my roomie was home so I could get a ride ( like usual!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Ever get a call from someone and you think they're calling because the want to talk to you and hang out? You pick up the telephone and they need you to do something. Hahaha. That left a bitter taste in me mouth. Of course, I said, "F*** no." I feel sorry for the kids who think I'm dependable when the only time they call is for something they want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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