miamisammy29 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Top Ten Unevenly Matched Adversaries 10. Hannity and Colmes 9. Toto and the wicked witch of the west 8. bluesboy and bazooka 7. Bazooka and pea-shooter 6. Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth 5. That guy who sleeps by the grocery store dumpster and soap. 4. peace and war 3. Mankind vs Mother Nature 2. Uncle Joe & clothes 1. George W. Bush and "Green Eggs And Ham" ================================================== Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. I would pay big money for front row seats to that event! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 The announcer says... It's Hammer Time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. Synchronized air guitar 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. Synchronized air guitar 7. Hog-tie the lighting guy (one of the five events in the Roadie Rodeo) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. Synchronized air guitar 7. Hog-tie the lighting guy (one of the five events in the Roadie Rodeo) 6. Mosh-pit high diving. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. Synchronized air guitar 7. Hog-tie the lighting guy (one of the five events in the Roadie Rodeo) 6. Mosh-pit high diving. 5. Mick Jagger on stage (no kidding) 4. Iggy pop on stage (no kidding either) 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. Synchronized air guitar 7. Hog-tie the lighting guy (one of the five events in the Roadie Rodeo) 6. Mosh-pit high diving. 5. Mick Jagger on stage (no kidding) 4. Iggy pop on stage (no kidding either) 3. High octave tone glass shattering contest 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. Synchronized air guitar 7. Hog-tie the lighting guy (one of the five events in the Roadie Rodeo) 6. Mosh-pit high diving. 5. Mick Jagger on stage (no kidding) 4. Iggy pop on stage (no kidding either) 3. High octave tone glass shattering contest 2. Olympic Village groupie orgies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Top Ten Rock N' Roll Related Olympic Events 10. The 4-man 200-meter joint smoke 9. Hammer Toss - See who can throw MC Hammer the farthest. 8. Synchronized air guitar 7. Hog-tie the lighting guy (one of the five events in the Roadie Rodeo) 6. Mosh-pit high diving. 5. Mick Jagger on stage (no kidding) 4. Iggy pop on stage (no kidding either) 3. High octave tone glass shattering contest 2. Olympic Village groupie orgies 1 50M balance beam Chuck Berry Duckwalk Race _____________________________________ Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. Not one of 'em is over 60. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. Not one of 'em is over 60. 6. We're a bunch of losers. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. Not one of 'em is over 60. 6. We're a bunch of losers. 5. I know of not one of them that posts on Songfacts eight hours a day. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. Not one of 'em is over 60. 6. We're a bunch of losers. 5. I know of not one of them that posts on Songfacts eight hours a day. 4. They're... athletes. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. Not one of 'em is over 60. 6. We're a bunch of losers. 5. I know of not one of them that posts on Songfacts eight hours a day. 4. They're... athletes. 3. One in particular eats about 12,000 calories per day and still has trouble keeping weight on. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. Not one of 'em is over 60. 6. We're a bunch of losers. 5. I know of not one of them that posts on Songfacts eight hours a day. 4. They're... athletes. 3. One in particular eats about 12,000 calories per day and still has trouble keeping weight on. 2.They don't wear floaties. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Top Ten Signs Those Olympic Swimmers Are Not Like You And Me 10. The gills, for for the love of God, the gills| 9. They shave their chests. 8. The women do, too. 7. Not one of 'em is over 60. 6. We're a bunch of losers. 5. I know of not one of them that posts on Songfacts eight hours a day. 4. They're... athletes. 3. One in particular eats about 12,000 calories per day and still has trouble keeping weight on. 2.They don't wear floaties. 1. The pool they swam in is at least 10X cleaner than the one at that last Holiday Inn you stayed in - no rashes nor scratching . Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 10. When most of you urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high [smaller] etc.[/smaller] Not to mention you spelling tests. ------------- Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of you urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Not to mention you spelling tests. ------------- Top 10 signs You are not participating in the Olympics: 10. When most of you urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Oh , great . 'Spelling lessons' from Bazooka , now - is this what we have become ?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 10. When most of you urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out ! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 10. When most of your urine tests prove positive for drugs - you get high fives from all your friends . 9. We're a bunch of losers 8. You dip your big toe into the pool and immediately start flailing your arms and screaming "I can't swim! I'm going to drown!" 7. The medals you are presented with have chocolate inside - check it out ! 6. When you pull a muscle getting off the Lazy Boy. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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