Uncle Joe Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 The Top Ten Things NOT to say during a press conference. 1. Is my fly open? 2. DA BEARS RULE! 3. "That mike isn't live, is it?" 4. "We begin bombing in 5 minutes!" 5.We're lookin' fer WMD. 6.Hooker? No I DID her! 7. Coke or Pepsi? 8. "How much for your women?" 9. Can I Go to the Bathroom ? 10. Why do you suck so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Well , make a new one , you ass ; you know the rules ! BTW: Congradulations on the Phillies 10, 000 th loss ... must be some kind partying in Philly today , eh ?! Losers ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- The Stanley Cup, of course, you know hockey is the national sport of Canada...(oops, sorry, that was the Anaheim Ducks). 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- The Stanley Cup, of course, you know hockey is the national sport of Canada...(oops, sorry, that was the Anaheim Ducks). 6- Boxing Day 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- The Stanley Cup, of course, you know hockey is the national sport of Canada...(oops, sorry, that was the Anaheim Ducks). 6- Boxing Day 5-My heart...courtesy of Ken. 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- The Stanley Cup, of course, you know hockey is the national sport of Canada...(oops, sorry, that was the Anaheim Ducks). 6- Boxing Day 5-My heart...courtesy of Ken. 4- the "Finland Look-Alike" contest 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- The Stanley Cup, of course, you know hockey is the national sport of Canada...(oops, sorry, that was the Anaheim Ducks). 6- Boxing Day 5-My heart...courtesy of Ken. 4- the "Finland Look-Alike" contest 3- The Vietnam War and the War of 1812 ( trivia question : Why is the White House white ? ) LOL! 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- The Stanley Cup, of course, you know hockey is the national sport of Canada...(oops, sorry, that was the Anaheim Ducks). 6- Boxing Day 5-My heart...courtesy of Ken. 4- the "Finland Look-Alike" contest 3- The Vietnam War and the War of 1812 ( trivia question : Why is the White House white ? ) LOL! 2- A trivia contest...by knowing "why the white house is white" 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) Top Ten Things Canada Has Won 10-Nothing 9-A bronze medal 8- Curling championship (which is very similar to #10) 7- The Stanley Cup, of course, you know hockey is the national sport of Canada...(oops, sorry, that was the Anaheim Ducks). 6- Boxing Day 5-My heart...courtesy of Ken. 4- the "Finland Look-Alike" contest 3- The Vietnam War and the War of 1812 ( trivia question : Why is the White House white ? ) LOL! 2- A trivia contest...by knowing "why the white house is white" 1- The right to open Cannibus bars! That is Canada right? Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue Edited July 18, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. Joe (Dusty Springfield) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. Joe (Dusty Springfield) 6. Angie (Rolling Stones) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. Joe (Dusty Springfield) 6. Angie (Rolling Stones) 5. Bernadette (Four Tops) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. Joe (Dusty Springfield) 6. Angie (Rolling Stones) 5. Bernadette (Four Tops) 4. John Westly Harding 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. Joe (Dusty Springfield) 6. Angie (Rolling Stones) 5. Bernadette (Four Tops) 4. John Westly Harding 3. Magdalena (Frank Zappa) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. Joe (Dusty Springfield) 6. Angie (Rolling Stones) 5. Bernadette (Four Tops) 4. John Westly Harding 3. Magdalena (Frank Zappa) 2. Oh Carol (Chuck Berry) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Songs Of A Person's Name (Male or Female): 10. Jackie Blue 9. Amos Moses 8. Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) 7. Joe (Dusty Springfield) 6. Angie (Rolling Stones) 5. Bernadette (Four Tops) 4. John Westly Harding 3. Magdalena (Frank Zappa) 2. Oh Carol (Chuck Berry) 1. Maybelline (Chuck or Foghat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] 8] 7] 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] 7] 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] My cat's hair is standing up. 6] 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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