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10. 80s Ladies ~ KT Oslin (shout-out to S2V - I don't know the song, but I love the words!)

Previously I posted just a sampling. Here are the full lyrics. Really a story in poetry. Can anyone relate?

We were three little girls from school

One was pretty

One was smart

One was a borderline fool.

Was she still good looking?

That woman hadn't slipped a bit.

The smart one used her head

Made her fortune.

Me - I cross the border every chance I get.

(chorus)

We were the girls of the 50's

Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's

Honey, more than our names got changed

As the 70's slipped on by

Now we're 80's ladies

There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried.

We been educated

Been liberated

And that's complicating matters with men

Well, we said, "I do."

And we signed 'I don't.'

And we swore we'd never do that again

We burned our bras and

We burned our dinners and

We burned our candles at both ends and

We had some children who look just like

The way we did back then

Oh, but we're all grown up now

All grown up

But none of us can tell you quite how

(chorus)

(Fades out with affected small girl voice as if jumping rope)

A - my name is Alice

I'm gonna marry Arnie

We're gonna sell apples

And live in Arkansas

B - my name is Betty

I'm gonna marry Bobby

We're gonna sell beans

And live in Brazil

C - my name is Cathy

I'm gonna marry Charlie

We're gonna sell cars

And live in California

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You'd better sit down Kids.

There never was a real Led Zeppelin Group. The voices were supplied by The Archies, and a clever Puppet Master and his Team manipulated lifelike figures to simulate 'Live' performances. Something like Milli Vanilli; well sort of, but they didn't dance very well.

Tomorrow I'll tell you about the centipede that played Jimi Hendrix's guitar for him. Of course, he took all the credit for it. And Kiss were really the Beatles made up after they made up. And the Rolling Stones did gather moss. They had a moss and peat farm near Paul's estate in Scotland.

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In fact, I'd much rather listen to them than Led Bloody Zeppelin. :grin: Boooring

Isn't it amazing how different people can have such remarkably different definitions of the word "boring"? :)

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One person's meat, Chris. I think they're bigger now in Australia than they were in their U.S. heyday. Most of their songs were too long to get AM Airplay (we only got FM stations as late as the 80s here). You youngsters would know more of their songs than I do, so I'm probably not being completely fair to them. I'd still rather listen to 2 or 3 good Pop Songs in the time of one of the Supergroup 'Marathons'.

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I'm pleased to say that I think we've voted a Great Top Ten here. It's especially gratifying to see a couple of re-nominations make it this time around. Just 60s and 70s again though. Here we go...

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#34 For The Week Ending 15th October 2006.

1. IMMIGRANT SONG - LED ZEPPELIN 1970

2. HELLO GOODBYE - THE BEATLES 1967

3. SMOKE ON THE WATER - DEEP PURPLE 1972

4. HIT THE ROAD JACK - RAY CHARLES 1961

5. ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT - ELVIS PRESLEY 1960

6. HURRICANE - BOB DYLAN 1975

7. ROXANNE - THE POLICE 1978

8. WAR PIGS - BLACK SABBATH 1970

9. BITCH - THE ROLLING STONES 1971

10.YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND - QUEEN 1976

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Previously I posted just a sampling. Here are the full lyrics. We were the

Thanks, Ron :)

Another set of lyrics I love and I'll have to have a listen to the song... I've fallen in love with a song Joe posted partial lyrics to and then sent me the whole thing. This is becoming a very fruitful learning experience.

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I thought Hello, Goodbye would get into the 100 points Club, but it didn't. Here's the current list:

In My Life,Beatles,1965,117 points

Ticket To Ride,Beatles,1965,107 points

Light My Fire,Doors,1967,105 points

All Day And All Of The Night,Kinks,1964,104 points

Hey Jude,Beatles,1968,104 points

The Sounds Of Silence,Simon & Garfunkel,1965,103 points

Bridge Over Troubled Water,Simon & Garfunkel,1970,101 points

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Never mind Dappled ! :)

Four songs dominated really. The full Points received (not including those already allotted for Red House) are now in the Archives if you'd like to take a look. Sorry, I don't have time to record the year for each song right now; we'll get to it later.

We'd ask everyone to please post any thoughts/comments in this Thread, as we'd like to keep the Archives Thread free for statistics only ! Thanks All.

ALSO, Farin and I propose to make the next Top Ten another "no nominations of songs by Artists who've reached #1 in our Top Tens" if that's generally acceptable.

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ALSO, Farin and I propose to make the next Top Ten another "no nominations of songs by Artists who've reached #1 in our Top Tens" if that's generally acceptable.

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It would be fun. Hmmm, if I nominate The Who's The Ox, there is a chance that it would be their first number one and also the very first instrumental at the top.

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Have ýou noticed that successful groups often have members with names taken from saints, kings and godly people?

The Beatles:

John (the babtist, the disciple of Jesus)

Paul (another disciple)

George (the saint who slew the dragon)

Richard (Lionheart)

Led Zeppelin had John Bonham and John Paul Jones

The Who had John Entwistle and Pete Townshend

Paul Simon and Arthur Garfunkle! How could they not succeed with names like that!

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