RonJonSurfer Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 What do I frequently use to justify activities I am doing other than sex? Wham Bam Thank You Maam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 What does Bam Margera of Jacka$$ fame say after he has sex with one of the cast members' mom? Come on down, the price is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 What line does Bob Barker use when picking up whores on Hollywood Bouylevard? Ain't Too Proud To Beg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 What a beagle might think if he sees a box of Milk Bones on the top shelf of the cabinet? 10 day forecast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 How long should it take to bang 11 chicks? Little green apples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 What are the spin off companies for The Beatles record company called? The January thaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 What wath that pointy thing Paul Bunyan left out in that thnow bank? Right here, right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 What is the opposite of NASCAR? He shoots...he scores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 "What "on the set" line is over-used by porn directors everywhere? Walk a mile in my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 What is Mister Ed's most frequently declined invitation ? E pluribus unum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 By looking at it in a bowl, what would be an appropriate name for the newest Gerber baby food? Cry me a river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 What did the coach at the national onion chopping competition yell at the contestant? Sweet city woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 What King Kong had for lunch. Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 What's an alternate act name for: The Rolling Stones, The Pussycat Dolls and Milli Vanilli? Don't count you chickens before they've hatched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 The Egg mans dilemma? I am the walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 What mantra does Roseanne Barr use to clear her head before taking the stage? Money For Nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 What will be the theme at the Hefner/Harris wedding reception? Going, going, gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 What is my mind? I am not a crook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 What did the straight finger say to the bent one? Coppertone tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 What look has made little headway in the Goth fashion scene? ------ Incense and peppermints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 What is the color of thyme? A yardstick for lunatics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 What does Randy Quaid use to measure the distance from his back porch to the alien spaceship hidden in the garage next door? indecent exposure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Along with the sale items, what can we expect to see many times when shopping at WalMart? Snips and snails and puppy dog's tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 What are little Gangsta Rap girls made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 What does my doctor tell me to stay away from so I can live an extra year? Sunshine of your love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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