Otokichi Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 (edited) What did the ski patrol say to the pretty young thing schussing down the slopes in flaming red ski pants, causing many skiers to kiss trees at full speed? If ever I would leave you Edited November 21, 2010 by Guest Sfpeiling cauntz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 What did the condemned death row inmate say to the electric chair? Pour a li'l sugar on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 What did the cheerio think would make him compete with the frosted flake? Butterball Turkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 What was the title of the second sequel to James Caan's Rollerball? An unexpected visit by an in-law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Guess who's coming to dinner? Pork chops and applesauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 I'm allergic to Turkey, what else is there to eat? Cotton candy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 What happened when Eli Whitney got a sweet tooth? A roller coaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 What do you put under a roller so it doesn't leave marks on your coffee table? Look Out Below! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 What did . . . הַשָׂ الشيطان شيطان شطâ¬Ù† הַשָׂטָן ashShayá¹Än disambiguation Åš-Ṭ-N-jinn septuagint apocrypha bahá'à lucifer accuser Satan . . . say when it fell from heaven? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jerry Springer and the president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Who will be one and the same in 2012? Jake and the Fat Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "What would you call a tag-team duo of Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Haystacks Calhoun? Somebody's Watching Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 What did the Jimmy Smits never get to say about that 'Outlaw' lawyer TV show ? ------ Love Triangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 What do bikini waxing technicians call their targeted work area? ___________ Walk on the wild side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 How did Rick Ankiel become an outfielder? I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 What was li'l Johnny's excuse for skipping the Christmas pageant? The unfortunate dog owned by Mr. Grinch . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Whom did Santa call on to fill in for the injured Donder and Blitzen? ------ My Antediluvian Baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 What might you find in the maternity ward in Atlantis? Christmas Socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 What is the signature line of the Valley Girl named "Scroogie" in the newest remake of A Christmas Carol? A partridge in a pear tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 What might you see if David Cassidy's public service for his recent DUI is to harvest fruit in an orchard? Four Calling Birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 What might a john in a lorry hear while riding around Trafalgar after midnight? Cape of Good Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 What might a john in a lorry hear while riding around Trafalgar after midnight? Cape of Good Hope What does Bad Hopes alter ego wear when trying to emulate a superhero? Don't lean on me man cause you can't afford the ticket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 What did the Ticketmaster say to Frosty The Snowman and Karen when Karen told him they didn't have any money? Poppies will make them sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Name a bad approach to nap time at Mother Goose Daycare Center? A lump of coal in my stocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 When asked what he got for Christmas, what has Denace The Menace replied every single year? Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 What is tomorrow's forecast in the Northeast US? I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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