RonJonSurfer Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 What did the girls call Abe's attractive younger brother? I'm in love with my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 What was his answer when the young man was asked why he was continually seen at the car wash having his upholstery detailed? Just because I wear a silly grin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Why does everyone just assume that I'm always sexually satisfied? Times Square Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 How would you describe the parties at Lawrence Welk's ? ----- not to scale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 What's that thing you tie in your rope that you use to climb a mountain? Green Eggs and Ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 What was my doctor's little "nickname" for that rash of unknown origin I developed a few years back? Cat In The Hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 How did this furball get on my head? I wanna be your dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Why did you lift your leg like that? Scratch and sniff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 What do you do when you hang out with Lindsay Lohan? ----- Money laundering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 How did the Moron gang acquire sudden wealth from Cocaine sales? BBC World Service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Can you name a station, a beneficiary of rotation and a implementor of military conflagration? Try it, you'll like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 What is an often used, but seldom successful pick-up line? Nothing matters but the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 What were Bernie's last words before he died? Night Of The Living Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 What do you call the next Rock & Roll Hall of Fame awards ceremony? It's gotta be Rock & Roll music if you wanna dance with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 What "Granny" used to sing. when Jed wouldn't dance with his mother-in-law? ha, ha Elvis' last word/s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 What still echoes in bathrooms of Graceland? Surf's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 What the conch shell said to the sandcrab just before the tide waved them bye-bye to Fossilville (gulp) Food fight!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 What activity is a fantastic dream in North Korea? Fooled around and fell in love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 What is the official sequence of events for 51.3% of marriages? 1984. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 What was just another year in the 1980's? Disco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Disco. Background music for meat markets in the mid 70s A Leopard gecko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Name the fastest Gecko in town? Whiskey bottles, brand new cars, oak tree you're in my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 What is the title of Billy Joel's biography. Pigs in a blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 What is the Taliban's opinion of Hollywood romantic films? 33 below, 33 above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 What temperature range makes your teeth chatter? Fly on the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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