Uncle Joe Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Who had hits with Lonely Too Long and Groovin'? Zsa Zsa Gabor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Who are three Atlantic City Street Walkers. Someone left the cake out in the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 What's that giant white stain outside that adult video store? The Human Torch was denied a bank loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 What ever became of Bank of America? (Historical note: BofA stated that they'd be #1 in Hawaii in a year. They didn't and left, dismaying numerous former customers.) Philip J. Frye replaces Alfred E. Newman as lead presidential candidate of the TEA party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 What me worry? Rock of Ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 What's Stallone's new nickname? Pour Some Sugar On Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 When mocked by his sweeter rival "Frosted Flake" what did "Corn Flake" ask the hooker to do to him to make him feel better about himself? In the corner of the morning in the past I would sit and blame the master first and last.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 What's the shortest route to Ruination? ------ You may already be a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 What does "The Nigerian Oil Minister" say about your investment in a currency transaction? You've got mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 How did Dr. Schwarzenegger announce the new arrival to the expectant father in the waiting room? We've gotta get out of this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 What is the universal slogan of high school seniors everywhere? Watching the detectives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 (edited) What did KGB agents do between assassinations and skulduggery for comic relief? I got dem ol' kozmic blues again, mama! Edited September 8, 2010 by Guest fergit to misfpell the tifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 What did Stephen Hawking moan when he lost that Black Hole bet? ------ The Last Airbender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 What did they call the unmarried and only-child Joel Airbender when he didn't see the #149 bus when crossing Main Street. What's new Pussycat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Can you 'new Pussycat' ? ------ 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 How far did Jacques Cousteau travel in search of the Giant Squid? (Which he didn't find.) Fields of Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 What Humphrey Bogart thought (after greed overpowered him) he'd have in "The Treasure of Sierra Madre." A cat with nine lives . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 How did the grocer describe the bandit to police after a feline stole a can of cat food from the shelf? We've been having fun all summer long.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 13, 2010 Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 A sure indicator of a horrendous winter. The clock stopped ticking . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 What happened to make you realize that even a broken clock is right twice a day? The Strawberry Alarm Clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 14, 2010 Report Share Posted September 14, 2010 Why are my hands always so sticky when I shave in the morning? Nothing to see here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 (edited) What do the police tell blind folk at crime scenes? Wildfire Edited September 15, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 What was the name of the pony she was calling when she ran in the blizzard? I smell sex and candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 What do you say when you're going down for the third time? Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 What were Wind and Fire lacking, in order to make a hit record? You're fired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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