RonJonSurfer Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 What did Santa say when he realized Mrs. Claus was already asleep when he returned to the North Pole? Boxing Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 What does Mike Tyson celebrate every day except the Fourth of July? Technical knockout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 What do you call that good looking chick that works in IT? Ring out the old, ring in the new... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What is the motto on Dr. Jack Kevorkian's business card? "The ball is dropping!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What happened to Santa's sack? He who laughs last... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Who did Muhammad Ali invite to his birthday party? Times Square Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Name a key part of the equation used to determine the number of people waiting for the ball to drop in NYC on New Year's Eve? Dick Clark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What is the best way to disprove evolution? The song without music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What is one definition of Rap? Countdown to midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What did millions of fanatics dread December 31st, 1999? Times Square and pantomimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Name something with one ball, and something with none. Chocolate cupcakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What was the sugar cookie's ultimate fantasy? DeLorean, Chef Boy-ar-dee and the Loli-pop munchkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Times Square and pantomimes Name something with one ball, and something with none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 I agree, S2V. I'm working on a top ten most hilarious "sammy" moments. It'll be on G4 along with, Dude Mandrod, who likes strapping cacti on a bear. (now that's tough)! So is the question to the answer that follows: DeLorean, Chef Boy-ar-dee and the Loli-pop munchkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 What is a car, in a jar and in a place that's far? Father Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 "Who finally caught up to Dick Clark after all these years? You have the right to remain silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 What is a whole lot less fun than fighting for your Right to Party! ? The Terror of the Tongs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 What is it called when Ed and Angie Tong and the 4 kids come for a holiday visit to your home? cosmic radiation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 What is it that keeps Keith Richards alive? Uncles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 What is said by a multitude of nerds and wimps at the hands bullies everywhere? Adam and Eve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Who are Dick Clark's parents? Hi-Lux Pick-Up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Name a new fangled technique for picking up women in bars? American Stars and Bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 What has been the most prominent Hollywood tradition since 1925? No biggie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 What are the words Wendy's doesn't want to hear? Frosty the Snowman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 What is Sean Combs' next name change? Better Than Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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