miamisammy29 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 What's about to happen to our 401k's? 50 ways to leave your lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 What song was Phil Spector heard muttering while cleaning his dozens of firearms? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 What does a Yuppie sprinkle in his wine spritzer? One Trick Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 What is an escort service employee called in Arkansas? Common knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 What do you say to somebody that points out that Songfactors are smarter, wittier and better looking than the rest of the population? How the west was won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 With pitching and defense. Slow train to China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 What was found at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? Last Train to Clarksville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 How did they transport Boxcar Willie's remains to the cemetery? A hole in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 What prompted the hot cross bun baker to become the world's first donut manufacturer? It's a long way to Tipperary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Why did the Irish astronaut decline an assignment on the International Space Station? ----- The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Name three key topics in the Charlie Sheen saga. Two and a Half Men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 If cranial scans were performed upon the main cast members of a certain network comedy program; what would those scans reveal? The white whale breeches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 What does Roseanne Barr wear under her skirt? The Last In Line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 What's the automobile manufacturing distinction held by the '61 Mercury eight cylinder? Hold on, I'm coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 What is a potential reply most teenage boys can make to a knock on the bathroom door and the question "I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there? Fists of fury... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 What is a potential reply most teenage boys can make to a knock on the bathroom door and the question "I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there? When I wrote it, I made a bet with myself that no one would be bold enough to venture in that direction ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 When I wrote it, I made a bet with myself that no one would be bold enough to venture in that direction ... "Fists of fury" is going in the same direction. Maybe coming in the same direction...either way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Fists of fury... Who are Pee Wee Herman and a few close friends? Whack-A-Mole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Name a popular drinking game played at the Dermatology Convention. For cryin' out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Why was SOTH Boehner censured on the house floor? Ask what you can do for your country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 What did Nancy Pelosi keep screaming while I was boffin' her? South of the border Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Where does Sammy spend an inordinate amount of time? Simple Simon Says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 What do you play when regular Simon Says is too difficult? April showers bring May flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 What did the Huron tribesmen say to one another as they spyed Miles Standish and John Alden disembark onto Plymouth Rock? Aquarius let the sun shine in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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