Zepfan Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 What was first sung on Eddie Cantor's radio show in November 1934? Under the mistletoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Where is Santa's "safe to cheat" zone? Ribbon Candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 What will you resemble when the neighbor's pitbull finally gets a hold of you as you walk through the alley? Popcorn balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 If you opened up Orville Redenbacher's coffin today, what might be the only body part that remains? Santa's bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Where would you find Santa's special Christmas nuts? Red-nosed reindeer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Who has been sipping too much egg nog? Oh Holy Night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Can you name the carol that had the distinction of being the first one ever played live on a Christmas radio broadcast on December 24, 1906? Forty Licks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 How many licks does it take to get to the inside of a Tootsie Pop? Bowl Season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 What do you call that moment when, the day after the New Year's Eve party, one goes into the bathroom outfitted in rubber gloves, a swisher brush and Lysol? Come as you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 12, 2012 Report Share Posted January 12, 2012 Can you name a title of a song written by Kurt Cobain? Under the bleachers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 (edited) Sammy's alternative to the back seat of his car Days of summer Edited January 29, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Can you name the time of year when Sammy enjoys his alternative site the best? On the road again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Where Sammy is, ever since his girlfriend caught him under the bleachers with her best friend. Down and out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Where Rayzor is after back payments of lunch money to Sammy Margaritaville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Where I'm taking Sammy and Rayzor to party. Can't stop, till I get enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 What do Phil, Sammy and Rayzor shout when they arrive at Margaritaville? The last straw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 What the camel's chiropractor needs to help send his kid's to college. (phew, that's a stretch) Phew, that's a stretch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 What did Barack Obama whisper in Michelle's ear after he took the Oath of Office? Circle for a landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 What the buzzards are doing over the carcass of Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Who was the mysterious man historians discovered to be sitting at the table in the painting of the last supper? The last supper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Name a meal where Papa John's pizza wasn't present? Super Bowl Commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Gee, I wonder where I can spend $3.5M in 30 seconds? Super Bowl Media Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) How to waste two hours of your life. Acid? Sure I'll take four hits. Edited February 2, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 How can an anyone enjoy a baseball game? When you're strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 When does the most sex happen in a commited relationship? Back field in motion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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