bazooka Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Why do Irishmen always wear "rubbers" ? --- Straight Outta Compton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 What happened to "Lt. 'Buck' Compton's" mind in the forest outside of Bastogne? ("Band of Brothers" video reference) "Shifty" Powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 How did Michael Schummacher win so many F1 titles ? They are around here ...somewhere . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 What did "Captain Queeg" say about his lost ball bearings? Green tea ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 What's the name of that Punk Revivalist Gangsta Rap Power Trio ? --- Too Much Monkey Business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 What did the janitor at the zoo have to sweep up every morning? Big and Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 What is one way not to describe me? Legless ham sandwiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) What is Hormel's Punk House Band's name? She Likes To Watch Edited August 15, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 In her forthcoming book, in what way did the queen blame herself for Diana and Charles' lack of sexual intimacy? all is quiet on the western front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Why is it so loud on the eastern front? 513 fishy lollipops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 What was the favorite party favor at a leading Yokohama Karaoke bar? Cross of Iron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 How can I Flatten my Shirt Collar ? ------- Mississippi Half-Step Uptown Toodleloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 What is the Southern U.S. version of "Montezuma's Revenge/Mexican Two Step"? James Blunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Tell me, Tarzan, Do you think James is tactless and impolite? ------ Crazy laughter in another room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 What's the name of Prince's next band? St. Elsewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Who do you pray to when you need a good alibi? ------ Memo from Turner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 How was Jane Fonda made aware of her impending divorce? San Diego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Why shouldn't you toast a frozen waffle at the beach? ------ Anheuser Busch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 What do you call the medical condition when a woman has to frequently run to the restroom? Hey, Soul Sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 [smaller]Ain't that Mister Mister on the radio .. stereo[/smaller] ? What song lyric do you hear 20 times yesterday, today and tomorrow ? ------ 40,000 Headmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Who attended the International Taxidermists' Convention in Las Vegas last year? For A Few Dollars More Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Sammy, how can I avoid having my newbie ass sewn to my face when you collect lunch money payments? That's what she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 What guarantees that Sarah Palin will never be considered an analytical thinker? ----- 48 Crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 What Billy Joel's next car accident will be. Slip sliding away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 What happens to houses in California that survive brush fires only to be subjected to heavy rains? Mr. Holland's Opus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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