daslied Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Good. You fell for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 fell for what? what do you mean? i mean, i've only been betrayed by my partner, father and siamese twin... it's not like i'm going to let someone pull the wool over my eyes again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Ha ha ha ha...(light, uncomfortable laughter). I meant that I was making up embarassing things to gain your trust. But, alas, I wasn't making anything up at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 i knew it! but it's okay, i've already forgiven you for that. we love too much the same, it allows me to overlook that little... lapse of good judgement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Thanks. This is why you can trust me, because I'm a terrible liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 me too, it's a serious hindrance to my budding career in ctu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 They always have one obvious mole, you know. I'll let you have it, if it comes down to the two of us for the position. I'm too lazy to run after people, so I'd probably just shoot them in the back and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 hey, i don't need you to 'let me have it'! you're just threatened by a strong confident woman - compete with me for the position fair and square... or are you scared...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Definitely the scared part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 come to think of it, all that running around... maybe we could just be snipers - find ourselves a comfy position on a rooftop somewhere and pick the terrorists off one by one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 I'd love to be a sniper. Seriously. The only video games I used to play were the sniper ones, because it was so cold and unfeeling. Shooting people on the toilet and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 my father trained as a sniper during his service in the german army. one of the few cool things about him. the computer games freak me out a bit, a bit too reminiscent of elephant/columbine for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Where'd I leave my wallet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 God, Courtney Love, What is up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Why do men age gracefully?? WHY??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Why do men age gracefully?? WHY??? (The gradual changes end when great gobs of hair suddenly and uncontrollably start turning up in the shower drain and one knows it isn't growing back nearly that quickly - what a helpless moment, over and over; shower after shower. Most women will never know this feeling that clutches deep at the soul ....) I'm OK now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Men have faster metabolisms than women and burn off more calories by their mere existence, yet men covet the thinner woman so in order to look like the ideal we starve ourselves. Also, women are the ones who are always cold, but (must) wear dresses and heels on New Year's Eve when it's freezing, yet men - whose body heat I liken to a furnace - get to wear jackets and warm shoes. You could have just given us a faster metabolism and more heat-generating molecules, but no... 'Splain that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Shawna, I think you just gave God a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 No, no, she's right. I once showed up at a 'party' in jeans and a t-shirt where all the women were dressed to the hilt and the men were roaming around in casuals. I felt very proud of meself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 I know she's right, but I'm just saying that working out all those social rules can give anyone a headache, including God. Good for you showing up at the party casually...I hate when I have to dress up and my husband just throws on khakis and a collared shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 I had no idea I was expected to dress up, I must admit. Perhaps I would have been a li-ittle dressier. But hey, it was fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Men have faster metabolisms than women and burn off more calories by their mere existence, yet men covet the thinner woman so in order to look like the ideal we starve ourselves. Also, women are the ones who are always cold, but (must) wear dresses and heels on New Year's Eve when it's freezing, yet men - whose body heat I liken to a furnace - get to wear jackets and warm shoes. You could have just given us a faster metabolism and more heat-generating molecules, but no... 'Splain that. dont worry Shawna..Adam and Eve weren't over-dressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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