Otokichi Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I found this subject being tossed around at http://last.fm and decided to lob this bomb here. This would be aasked of a Supreme Being, whether it's Yahweh, Buddha, Allah, or "Wilson." My question to God: "Is there music in Heaven?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 "Do You have any idea what's going on down there --and do you care ? Oh , sure , maybe it's just a 'big joke ' to You but perhaps You should more clearly show yourself once in a while , there , BIG-GUY ( half-time at the SuperBowl wouldn't hurt, so maybe pencil it in , ' Mr. I-Created -the Universe -so -of-course -I'm -busy ' )-- enough with the cat-and mouse games ! I mean I like a mystery but I don't 'get ' modern art either , so ... Jes -- that guy on your right -hand side !... Yeah , Him ! Are you IN on this ? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 why do we have flies?....any purpose for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 "Who's on first -in Heaven ? , and are there ANY Yankees there ? " "Casual , business casual (?) or formal ? " "Last call is when , exactly ... ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 "If I once were-in-a -Tijuana , eatin' barbequed iguana -- would that be a sin ? Can I see the score sheets ?! C'mon ! Jes-- sorry , eh --TOU -CH-EE ?! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 why do we have flies?....any purpose for them? Frogs, birds and other animals eat them as a primary food source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Trust EA to give us a straight , factual , and true answer ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 why do we have flies?....any purpose for them? Why do we have cockroaches??? } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Why do we have cockroaches??? } Primarily, to scare Edna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 To eat the crap that you are too lazy to clean up , Edna --Love , God . P.S. Beware my wrath ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Primarily, to scare Edna Really?? I didn´t know I was so important... Thanks, I just needed an answer. To eat the crap that you are too lazy to clean up , Edna --Love , God . P.S. Beware my wrath ! Hey, I´m not lazy at all!! And I clean mucho and bueno! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Well , the cockroaches don't think so -- and are grateful for it , too , dear ! Also , they are here to remind you of the potential of Hell ... imagine yourself immobile, with millions of those things crawling all over your helpless , sinful body ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Kevin, sometimes you´re so sweet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Why are only certain people blessed with exceptionally good looks who have to do very little to get by in life? (not stereotyping, just askin' ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Are you really reunited with family members after you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Well , EA , WE are angels who've fallen from grace , but we aren't quite so bad as that Satan guy and his buddies -- who were caught smoking in a public bathroom , if you can believe it ! However our angelic nature is just a bit 'too much ' for you mere mortals, so we just stun y'all by making our way through the world ... and we actually scorn your adoration ( but that's an inside joke which I can't reveal , now ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Are you really reunited with family members after you die? If you've been exceptionally good then , no . Much , Much better people await you ... Your pal , God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incesticide Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Faith be buggered, lets have some proof... Why does the male urethra pass through the prostate gland? Isn't that a sign of very bad design? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 To get to the other side ? It is . What ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Whatare the living arrangements like? Can we choose our neighbours? How much space is available? How many people can we know and call our friends before our brain explodes? Are celebrities-on-earth more popular? What do we do all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 What's up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Mr. God, may I know why I can´t get into Songfacts on my husband´s PC?? } I asked him but he doesn´t know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I asked him but he doesn´t know. Your husband or god? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Your husband or god? My husband. I still had no reply from god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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