Jimmy1104 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Posted February 21, 2006 Here are some from the Pink Panther movies Clouseau: does your dog bite? man: no. *dog bites Closeau* Closueau: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite! man: That is not my dog. Batman...that is a classic. I will never forget that scene. If you recall, prior to the dog snipping at him he asks the old man if he has a rrrroom (rolling r's). The old man does not understand what he means and he repeats it. Finally Clouseau looks in his translation dictionary and says " a zimmer" where the old man replies "oh, you mean a rrrroom!" That whole diatribe between the two of them were classic. On another thread here I mentioned that I think that though Steve Martin is at times funny, there are some things that are better left alone. Peter Sellers playing Clouseau was a match made in heaven. Anyone, including Steve Martin who plays Clouseau I consider an insult to the comic genius of Peter Sellers. Just one man's opinion!
Uncle Joe Posted February 22, 2006 Report Posted February 22, 2006 Jimmy, I agree with you re: Sellers/Martin/Clouseau. Take a look at Martin's last several movies. Bleeahh! Not a "Roxanne" in the bunch. He seems desperate for roles. Shame. Maybe he can do Father Of The Bride 3, 4, 5 etc. Spare us.
Kevin Posted February 22, 2006 Report Posted February 22, 2006 WHAT do you agree with , Joe ? He didn't mention any of those . I think YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD !
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 22, 2006 Report Posted February 22, 2006 From "Fletch": Fletch (to waiter): I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich. Nurse: Can I get you something? Fletch: Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there. Fletch (during a proctological exam): You using the whole fist, doc? Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large? Fletch: No, not since breakfast. Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo. Waiter: Gracias, señor. Fletch: Tierra Del Fuego Gail: What are you doing here? Fletch: I ordered some lunch. Gail: You ordered it here? Fletch: Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be. Sports announcer in Fletch's dream: He's actually 6'5", 6'9" with the afro. I loved all his aliases: Dr. Rosenpenis Dr. Rosenrosen John Cocktoston Ted Nugent Arnold Babar Mr. Poon Igor Stravinsky G. Gordon Liddy Harry S. Truman
Uncle Joe Posted February 22, 2006 Report Posted February 22, 2006 WHAT do you agree with , Joe ? He didn't mention any of those . I think YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD ! I agreed with this... [quoteAnyone, including Steve Martin who plays Clouseau I consider an insult to the comic genius of Peter Sellers. ]
rtstuff Posted February 23, 2006 Report Posted February 23, 2006 This one is for Ronjon Surfer "Charlie don't surf" Robert Duval as colonel Kilgore Apocalypse Now
Kevin Posted February 25, 2006 Report Posted February 25, 2006 See? Sorry ! It appears I WAS IN THE WRONG THREAD ; can't read , or perhaps , both !
_Laurie_ Posted February 25, 2006 Report Posted February 25, 2006 Kevin actually told us he was in the wrong thread?
Batman Posted February 25, 2006 Report Posted February 25, 2006 Another good Pink Panther scene is the one where Clousseau is having a discussion with the blind beggar about if it is the man or the monkey who is breaking the law, right as a bank robbery is in process.
_Laurie_ Posted February 25, 2006 Report Posted February 25, 2006 that would be a meenkey?.... breaking the lew?...the law....
rtstuff Posted March 10, 2006 Report Posted March 10, 2006 This one is for you RonJonSurfer From the movie Apocalypse Now. Robert Duval.. "What do you know about surfing corporal? You're from GD New Jersey". Sorry Ronjon rtstuff
Uncle Joe Posted March 17, 2006 Report Posted March 17, 2006 From Stir Crazy: "That's right, we bad."
Rose Posted March 18, 2006 Report Posted March 18, 2006 Did someone already quote Forrest Gump? I bet you they did...
Rose Posted March 18, 2006 Report Posted March 18, 2006 Well, just in case they didnt... "Are you stupid or something?" Forrest: "Stupid is as stupid does, sir".
rtstuff Posted March 24, 2006 Report Posted March 24, 2006 "Hope is a good thing" Andy. "The Shawshank Redemtion."
TheTallOne Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Sticking with the golf theme: "Happy Gilmore" The Price is Wrong B***H!!! -I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast -You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast? -Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. -Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say? You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up.
yeslek Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 idle hands : 'ladies and gentlemen, we are all gathered here today cos your dead...and, i killed you' (after burying his parents and mates)
TMAC Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 "Rock & roll's been goin' downhill every since Buddy Holly died." Big John Milner in "American Graffiti".
rtstuff Posted March 30, 2006 Report Posted March 30, 2006 "We need a bigger boat" Richard Dreyfus in "Jaws" rtstuff
Cheval Noir Posted April 4, 2006 Report Posted April 4, 2006 Just about every line Frank Booth had in Blue Velvet I doubt I could write any of them here...
Farin Posted April 8, 2006 Report Posted April 8, 2006 ^ You know my opinion already, Laurie Here are a few from "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas Clerk: Take the money. Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? You see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer. Bill Foster: Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. . .I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast. Sheila: You can call me Miss Folsom if you want. Panhandler: That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man. Bill Foster: You're an animal doctor? Panhandler: No, a vet. A veteran. I was in 'Nam, man. Bill Foster: What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old. Panhandler: I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus. Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days. [has a sandwhich in hand] Panhandler: Well, I mean, except for this.
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