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Here are some from the Pink Panther movies

Clouseau: does your dog bite?

man: no.

*dog bites Closeau*

Closueau: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!

man: That is not my dog.

Batman...that is a classic. I will never forget that scene. If you recall, prior to the dog snipping at him he asks the old man if he has a rrrroom (rolling r's). The old man does not understand what he means and he repeats it. Finally Clouseau looks in his translation dictionary and says " a zimmer" where the old man replies "oh, you mean a rrrroom!"

That whole diatribe between the two of them were classic. On another thread here I mentioned that I think that though Steve Martin is at times funny, there are some things that are better left alone. Peter Sellers playing Clouseau was a match made in heaven. Anyone, including Steve Martin who plays Clouseau I consider an insult to the comic genius of Peter Sellers.

Just one man's opinion!

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Jimmy, I agree with you re: Sellers/Martin/Clouseau.

Take a look at Martin's last several movies. Bleeahh! Not a "Roxanne" in the bunch. He seems desperate for roles. Shame.

Maybe he can do Father Of The Bride 3, 4, 5 etc.

Spare us.

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From "Fletch": :bow: :bow: :bow:

Fletch (to waiter): I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich.

Nurse: Can I get you something?

Fletch: Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

Fletch (during a proctological exam): You using the whole fist, doc?

Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large?

Fletch: No, not since breakfast.

Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Waiter: Gracias, señor.

Fletch: Tierra Del Fuego

Gail: What are you doing here?

Fletch: I ordered some lunch.

Gail: You ordered it here?

Fletch: Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.

Sports announcer in Fletch's dream: He's actually 6'5", 6'9" with the afro.

I loved all his aliases:

Dr. Rosenpenis

Dr. Rosenrosen

John Cocktoston

Ted Nugent

Arnold Babar

Mr. Poon

Igor Stravinsky

G. Gordon Liddy

Harry S. Truman

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WHAT do you agree with , Joe ? He didn't mention any of those . I think YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD ! :laughing: :laughing:

I agreed with this...

[quoteAnyone, including Steve Martin who plays Clouseau I consider an insult to the comic genius of Peter Sellers.

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Another good Pink Panther scene is the one where Clousseau is having a discussion with the blind beggar about if it is the man or the monkey who is breaking the law, right as a bank robbery is in process.

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Sticking with the golf theme:

"Happy Gilmore"

The Price is Wrong B***H!!!

-I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast

-You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?

-Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.

-Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I

just may, what'd ya say?

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up.

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^ You know my opinion already, Laurie :bow: :bow:

Here are a few from "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas

Clerk: Take the money.

Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? You see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.

Bill Foster: Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. . .I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.

Sheila: You can call me Miss Folsom if you want.

Panhandler: That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man.

Bill Foster: You're an animal doctor?

Panhandler: No, a vet. A veteran. I was in 'Nam, man.

Bill Foster: What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old.

Panhandler: I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus. Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days.

[has a sandwhich in hand]

Panhandler: Well, I mean, except for this.

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