Foxy Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..... Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x =tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Bill Clinton becomes Lumpy Gigglechunks, Tony Blair becomes Falafel Toiletbuns and Saddam Hussein becomes Snotty Wafflechunks.
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Flunky Toiletbrains...sounds about right.
Sarah_Star Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Snotty ToiletBrain - are you sure you didn't know me when I was a child?! I am having flashbacks of that name!!
steel magnolia Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Flunky Toiletbrains...sounds about right. Does that mean you're a sh*thead?
daslied Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Ha ha, Peaches is a sh*thead, Peaches is a sh*thead. I'm Poopsie Rhinotush.
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Simmer down, Mags, you nasty girdle sniffer.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Loopy Toilettushie sounds French ....
invisible_r Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Loopy bubblenose sounds like a teletubie name
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 ^ Jenny, that's the best one I've seen yet!
Jenny Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Would you drink anything called chucklejuice, especially from a person named Poopsie?
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 I'd be surprised if I haven't already drank something called chucklejuice.
edna Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 I´m Cheeseball Lizardbrain. It´s fine but I prefer my real name, sounds better and it´s already on my papers...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 Don, you do seem very gigglebutt-ish to me. A befitting moniker, I must say.
HaVeAgReEnDaY Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 BUTTERCUP BANANA?!? i'm a flavor!
arachnidoc Posted December 12, 2005 Report Posted December 12, 2005 I still remember mine. Gidget Wafflechunks.
Batman Posted December 13, 2005 Report Posted December 13, 2005 Oprah Banannachunks I remember reading that book back in 4th grade. I thought it was quite funny.
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