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Yeah, but if your dues check bounces...watch out, they get downright nasty.

Not gonna really worry...nastiness doesn't seem to be around here...plus I am on a scholarship...LOL!! And this is my second family too Edna...I miss it so much at night. After I leave the station it is home to be a Mama and time with my baby girl means so much. I think of you all and can't wait to get to work to see what has been going on!!

:cool: :headphones: :happybanana:

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I just wanna give out a huge THANKS to all!! I have jumped in with both feet and the water is so fine! Thanks for welcoming me aboard with open arms. :cool: :coolio:

Sweet Jane....

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Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a

chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!

Be......our.......guest!

Be our guest!

Put our service to the test!

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, Cherie

And we provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff

It's delicious!

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing

They can dance

After all, Miss, this is France

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest!

Beef ragout

Cheese souffle

Pie and pudding "en flambe!"

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret!

You're alone

And you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes

Sue does tricks :laugh:

With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be out guest

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Life is so unnerving

For a servant who's not serving

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days when we were useful

Suddenly those good old days are gone

Ten years we've been rusting

Needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills

Most days PinkFloyd1973 just lays around the castle, flabby, fat and lazy :laugh:

You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

It's a guest!

It's a guest!

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

With dessert

She'll want tea

And my dear that's fine with me

While the cups do their soft-shoein'

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing

I'll get warm

Piping hot

Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?

Clean it up! We want the company impressed

We've got a lot to do!

Is it one lump or two?

For you, our guest!

She's our guest!

She's our guest!

She's our guest!

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Be our guest

Be our guest

Our command is your request

It's been years since we've had anybody here

And Karhul's obsessed :laugh:

With your meal

With your ease

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

While the candlelight's still glowing

Let us help you

We'll keep going

Course by course

One by one

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up

But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Please, be our guest!

Ken.

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Jane it looks like you've been welcomed by all with open arms!! I'll add my welcome, and glad to have you. I've been here a year and a half, maybe longer, been through 2 personalities, good times, and bad, and I know there are always people here just waiting to make my day!!!!

And yeah....Sammy's big on frisking(he might even pay you!!) :googly:

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Sweet Jane! We love you, sister. It feels like you've been here forever. We're a dysfunctional family, but a happy family.

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me mom and daddy

Siting here in Queens

Eating refried beans

We're in all the magazines

Gulpin' down thorazines

We ain't got no friends

Our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send

Daddy likes men

Daddy's telling lies

Baby's eating flies

Mommy's on pills

Baby's got the chills

I'm friends with the President

I'm friends with the Pope

We're all making a fortune

Selling Daddy's dope.

:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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I, too, was bemused by the fact that this (dys)functional family welcomed me so warmly.

Then I got dorked, I got frisked, I got my milk money stolen, I was made fun of, laughed at, told off, yelled at when my photo brought down the thread. The people are - to paraphrase Roger - glued, screwed, tattooed, down and dirty with a just plain surly attitude.

Y'all know I'm just teasing about all this, don'tcha??

Because I couldn't be happier. :grin:

Seriously, my second home is a third world cantina. But my THIRD home is Songfacts!!! I wouldn't trade these people for all the chocolate in Hershey, PA. Okay, maybe I would. But it would be a tough split-second decision. :grin:

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I, too, was bemused by the fact that this (dys)functional family welcomed me so warmly.

Then I got dorked, I got frisked, I got my milk money stolen, I was made fun of, laughed at, told off, yelled at when my photo brought down the thread. The people are - to paraphrase Roger - glued, screwed, tattooed, down and dirty with a just plain surly attitude.

Y'all know I'm just teasing about all this, don'tcha??

Because I couldn't be happier. :grin:

Seriously, my second home is a third world cantina. But my THIRD home is Songfacts!!! I wouldn't trade these people for all the chocolate in Hershey, PA. Okay, maybe I would. But it would be a tough split-second decision. :grin:

Yeah, I remember when I first got dorked...after that I felt welcomed :grin:

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I, too, was bemused by the fact that this (dys)functional family welcomed me so warmly.

Then I got dorked, I got frisked, I got my milk money stolen, I was made fun of, laughed at, told off, yelled at when my photo brought down the thread. The people are - to paraphrase Roger - glued, screwed, tattooed, down and dirty with a just plain surly attitude.

Y'all know I'm just teasing about all this, don'tcha??

Because I couldn't be happier. :grin:

Seriously, my second home is a third world cantina. But my THIRD home is Songfacts!!! I wouldn't trade these people for all the chocolate in Hershey, PA. Okay, maybe I would. But it would be a tough split-second decision. :grin:

Glad you are happy here, Sea Cow!

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