What would you do?

[Otokichi]

Nothing. I wanted a .22 caliber rifle when I was in high school, but was persuaded to "shoot pictures" instead. I still take pictures, and the last time I handled a firearm was as a Jr. ROTC cadet in high school. (A .22 caliber Remington #513 target rifle, if I recall correctly.)

What would you do if a UFO landed at your house/apartment and offered you a ride "across the universe"?

[edna]

I´d say no but call my husband who´d love it...

What would you do if all your computers started to talk between them all of a sudden?

[_Laurie_]

Edna, sending the hubby to outer space....

I'd wonder how I ended up with more than one computer...LOL

What would you do if your co-worker made a pass at you?

[Shawna]

I'd go out long and try to catch it.

What would you do if you saw an obviously drunken sot getting into the driver's seat of his car?

[Lea]

The same thing I did last time. Call 911 and turn his stupid drunk a** in.

WWYD if you knew the stupid drunk a**?

[Otokichi]

That would depend on how close the drunk was.

1) Family. Greet the lush, take the car keys, and call a taxi for the inebriate.

2) Co-worker. Same as above, if we're on good terms. If not, it's "anonymous 911" time.

3) Casual friend. Approach and offer to call a taxi, all the time getting ready to run away if the boozer takes offense. "Anonymous 911" if all else fails.

What would you do if YOU were the drunk in question "armed and loaded" with car keys in hand?

[Lea]

Would I turn myself in or let someone else drive me?

I never drink and drive so... But if I ever did, I wouldn't hold it against someone if they turned me in.

WWYD if someone you knew wreaked your car and asked you not turn it in?

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[Shawna]

to the insurance company? Depends on the amount of damage. If no one was hurt and the damage was minor, and they paid to have it fixed, I wouldn't worry about it. Otherwise, hell yes I'd turn it in.

What would you do if you were being sued for some trivial thing and were approached to go on a court TV show (Judge Judy, or People's court or whatever)?

[MindCrime]

I'd go, even the losers still get paid for their appearence.

WWYD if somebody took you on a talk show (Springer, Maury Povich, etc.)

[Otokichi]

If it was "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson," sure. (Unless I fell asleep waiting for the show to begin, that is!)

What would you do if you could get the WayBack Machine set to "The Carol Burnett Show" or "The Smothers Brothers Show," which would you choose?

[Shawna]

I love me some Smothers Brothers, but I'd choose Carol Burnett. She has always cracked me up with anything she does.

and if you could have the Wayback machine set for either Star Trek with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, or Jean Luc Picard, which would you choose?

[Otokichi]

"The Original Series" started The Federation franchise, but with Q, The Borg, D.A.T.A., Dr. Beverly Crusher, and ship's counselor Deanna Troi, it's "New Trek" with Jean Luc Picard!

Step back into the WayBack machine and choose one of the "Back To The Future" time streams!

(What "Back To The Future" time stream would you choose? 1955? 2015? 1885?)

[MindCrime]

2015, definately. The other two just lack technology and medical cures.

WWYD if you went outside and the sky was a different color than you normally see.

[edna]

I´d run.

What would you do if there was a Martian attack?

[Shawna]

Since men are from Mars, they're Martians... so if I was attacked by one, I'd have him arrested.. after I separated him from his manhood.

What would you do if you saw a bag on the side of the freeway and what looked like a human arm was sticking out of it, but you were going too fast to really see it well?

[Lea]

Call 911.

WWYD if you over heard someone trying to hire someone else to kill somebody for them?

[Uncle Joe]

I'd put in a lower bid to get the contract.

WWYD if the slow, erratic driver in front of you was on his/her cellphone and you had the technological ability to push a button and shock the driver into an involuntary voiding of his/her bladder?

[Lea]

Do it in a heartbeat

WWYD if it caused them to wreck.

[Otokichi]

I'd cackle like a "Bond villain" for a bit, call 911, then head for a sports bar!

(Not really...I don't like sports bars.)

What would you do if you found out how to make a workable Cold Fusion power source?

[MindCrime]

Sell the idea to the Russians for a marketable profit.

WWYD if you walked into a store where a robbery was already in progress, and you aren't sure that the gunmen heard/saw you come in.

[edna]

I'd curse my *lucky* star and hope nothing happens

What if a band was playing just down your window?

[Shawna]

if it's roger, I sit back and enjoy.

What would you do if you discovered the cure for all types of cancers, but the government found out you had it and told you you couldn't make it because then there wouldn't be money for the drug companies. Then they took away your recipe.

[edna]

You could write plots...

[Lea]

I would alert the media

WWYD if you had copies of the recipe.

[MindCrime]

I'd sell them to another country that competes with the U.S. as an act of revenge.

WWYD if you were stopped at a red-light and it got stuck on red.