Uncle Joe Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. Foul balls 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. Foul balls 6. Different versions of trying to speak English... "Whad'ya say"? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. Foul balls 6. Different versions of trying to speak English... "Whad'ya say"? 5. Straight cap bills. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. Foul balls 6. Different versions of trying to speak English... "Whad'ya say"? 5. Straight cap bills. 4. A few Miyoshis and at least one Encarnacion, or Jauan. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. Foul balls 6. Different versions of trying to speak English... "Whad'ya say"? 5. Straight cap bills. 4. A few Miyoshis and at least one Encarnacion, or Juan. 3. Lance Armstrong and his steroid dealer. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Top Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. Foul balls 6. Different versions of trying to speak English... "Whad'ya say"? 5. Straight cap bills. 4. A few Miyoshis and at least one Encarnacion, or Juan. 3. Lance Armstrong and his steroid dealer. 2. Spitting. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Ten Things You Might See At The World Baseball Classic 10. Raw Fish 9. Bad haircuts 8. Rows and rows of empty seats 7. Foul balls 6. Different versions of trying to speak English... "Whad'ya say"? 5. Straight cap bills. 4. A few Miyoshis and at least one Encarnacion, or Juan. 3. Lance Armstrong and his steroid dealer. 2. Spitting. 1. Lots of Hookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! :cuttie: 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! :cuttie: 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! :cuttie: 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. Knock Knock! Who's there? He is He is who? Sorry. I believe that to be, "He is whom?" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited March 10, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. Knock Knock! Who's there? He is He is who? Sorry. I believe that to be, "He is whom?" 6. Knock Knock Who’s There? Emerson Emerson Who? ’em ‘er some nice titties ya got there Made famous at the yearly OTL (Over the Line) Tournament held on Fiesta Island San Diego for the last 50 years. It has evolved into the Miss Emerson Beauty Pagent held the first weekend of the tourney. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. Knock Knock! Who's there? He is He is who? Sorry. I believe that to be, "He is whom?" 6. Knock Knock Who’s There? Emerson Emerson Who? ’em ‘er some nice titties ya got there Made famous at the yearly OTL (Over the Line) Tournament held on Fiesta Island San Diego for the last 50 years. It has evolved into the Miss Emerson Beauty Pagent held the first weekend of the tourney. 5. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. Knock Knock! Who's there? He is He is who? Sorry. I believe that to be, "He is whom?" 6. Knock Knock Who’s There? Emerson Emerson Who? ’em ‘er some nice titties ya got there Made famous at the yearly OTL (Over the Line) Tournament held on Fiesta Island San Diego for the last 50 years. It has evolved into the Miss Emerson Beauty Pagent held the first weekend of the tourney. 5. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning! 4. Knock, Knock Who's there? F**k you! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. Knock Knock! Who's there? He is He is who? Sorry. I believe that to be, "He is whom?" 6. Knock Knock Who’s There? Emerson Emerson Who? ’em ‘er some nice titties ya got there 5. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning! 4. Knock, Knock Who's there? F**k you! 3. Knock Knock Who's there? Mr. Bush Mr. Bush who? Mr. Bush but I shot it on her belly 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 3. Knock Knock Who's there? Mr. Bush Mr. Bush who? Mr. Bush but I shot it on her belly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Yeah, Brad, this is supposed to be the WORST knock-knock jokes. That one was AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Yep, gotta concur! :pianist: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 18, 2013 Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. Knock Knock! Who's there? He is He is who? Sorry. I believe that to be, "He is whom?" 6. Knock Knock Who’s There? Emerson Emerson Who? ’em ‘er some nice titties ya got there 5. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning! 4. Knock, Knock Who's there? F**k you! 3. Knock Knock Who's there? Mr. Bush Mr. Bush who? Mr. Bush but I shot it on her belly 2. Knock Knock Who's there? Old Lady Old Lady who? I didn't know you could yodel. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Top Ten worst Knock Knock Jokes 10. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Madame Madame, who? Madame foot is stuck in the door. 9. KNOCK, KNOCK Who's there? Monica Monica who? Monica buy me love! 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell 'ya. 7. Knock Knock! Who's there? He is He is who? Sorry. I believe that to be, "He is whom?" 6. Knock Knock Who’s There? Emerson Emerson Who? ’em ‘er some nice titties ya got there 5. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning! 4. Knock, Knock Who's there? F**k you! 3. Knock Knock Who's there? Mr. Bush Mr. Bush who? Mr. Bush but I shot it on her belly 2. Knock Knock Who's there? Old Lady Old Lady who? I didn't know you could yodel. 1. Knock Knock! Who's there? Amsterdam. Amsterdam, who? Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels. 10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels. 10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels. 10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive. 8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels. 10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive. 8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. 7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Top Ten Consumption Of Alcohol Warnings that should be on all alcoholic beverages labels. 10. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 9. The consumption of alcohol will make your mother in law even seem sexually attractive. 8. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. 7. "Eh, who needs a liver, anyway?" 6. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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