cyberjudge Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) Top Ten Signs You're Getting Old 10. You look forward to a dull evening. 9. Not really feeling the need to be electronically tethered to a cell phone 24/7. 8. Your sack has rugburn. 7. Your hair is turning grey and turning loose. 6. Your back goes out more than you do. 5. A good bowel movement produces a smile oddly like the one you used to wear after sex. 4. ... What's the topic again? 3. The hair that used to be on your head has gradually shifted down your back and out your butt crack. 2.... What's the topic again? 1. Edited April 23, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Top Ten Signs You're Getting Old 10. You look forward to a dull evening. 9. Not really feeling the need to be electronically tethered to a cell phone 24/7. 8. Your sack has rugburn. 7. Your hair is turning grey and turning loose. 6. Your back goes out more than you do. 5. A good bowel movement produces a smile oddly like the one you used to wear after sex. 4. ... What's the topic again? 3. The hair that used to be on your head has gradually shifted down your back and out your butt crack. 2.... What's the topic again? 1. You can't remember to post a new Top Ten subject after finishing the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Looks like Sammy's getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. Post-It Notes 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. Post-It Notes 6. Ginko Biloba? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. I've seen walking the streets many of the adherents to this method of memorization. Post-it notes or strings might have been a better choice for some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. Post-It Notes 6. Ginko Biloba? 5. Writing it all over your body with pen (see the film 'Memento') 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. Post-It Notes 6. Ginko Biloba? 5. Writing it all over your body with pen (see the film 'Memento') 4. Post it on Facebook: everyone will know & remind you 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. Post-It Notes 6. Ginko Biloba? 5. Writing it all over your body with pen (see the film 'Memento') 4. Post it on Facebook: everyone will know & remind you 3. Post it in the Songfacts shoutbox, that thing moves so slowly, it'll appear on the front page for at least a month. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 3. Post it in the Songfacts shoutbox, that thing moves so slowly, it'll appear on the front page for at least a month. I see what Brad_M did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. Post-It Notes 6. Ginko Biloba? 5. Writing it all over your body with pen (see the film 'Memento') 4. Post it on Facebook: everyone will know & remind you 3. Post it in the Songfacts shoutbox, that thing moves so slowly, it'll appear on the front page for at least a month. 2. Get Married (Yes, Dear. I remember.) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Top Ten Ways To Help You Remember Things 10. Tie a piece of string tightly around your tongue. 9. Promise the kids something 8. Get it tattoo'd, then redone everytime you need to remember it again the next day. 7. Post-It Notes 6. Ginko Biloba? 5. Writing it all over your body with pen (see the film 'Memento') 4. Post it on Facebook: everyone will know & remind you 3. Post it in the Songfacts shoutbox, that thing moves so slowly, it'll appear on the front page for at least a month. 2. Get Married (Yes, Dear. I remember.) 1. Quit the reefer and it all comes back to you. ____________________ Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. Nice job around the rim, boys! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. Nice job around the rim, boys! 6. Jason Collins muttering while showering after a game... "My! My, My" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. Nice job around the rim, boys! 6. Jason Collins muttering while showering after a game... "My! My, My" 5. "Anybody seen ol' Double Dribble?" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. Nice job around the rim, boys! 6. Jason Collins muttering while showering after a game... "My! My, My" 5. "Anybody seen ol' Double Dribble?" 4. Hey, now! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. Nice job around the rim, boys! 6. Jason Collins muttering while showering after a game... "My! My, My" 5. "Anybody seen ol' Double Dribble?" 4. Hey, now! 3. Those Laker Girls are sooo not pretty! 2. 1. Edited May 1, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. Nice job around the rim, boys! 6. Jason Collins muttering while showering after a game... "My! My, My" 5. "Anybody seen ol' Double Dribble?" 4. Hey, now! 3. Those Laker Girls are sooo not pretty! 2. I really like what you've done with your locker. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Top Ten Washington Wizards Locker Room Comments 10. Finally, some press! 9. I bought some "Soap On A Rope" so I can drop it in the showers, retrieve it and drop it again. 8. Way to guarantee a roster spot for next year, Jason! 7. Nice job around the rim, boys! 6. Jason Collins muttering while showering after a game... "My! My, My" 5. "Anybody seen ol' Double Dribble?" 4. Hey, now! 3. Those Laker Girls are sooo not pretty! 2. I really like what you've done with your locker. 1. "I don't know which is more embarrassing the fact that I'm gay or that I play for the Wizards!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Top 10 Worst Jobs 10. Houston Astros ticket scalper 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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