miamisammy29 Posted July 24, 2013 Author Report Posted July 24, 2013 The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All- Star break) 10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple). 9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather 8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively. 7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly 6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division. 5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California. 4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast. 3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose. 2- 1-
cyberjudge Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All- Star break) 10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple). 9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather 8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively. 7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly 6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division. 5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California. 4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast. 3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose. 2-Biogenesis - they've got players on every team ... and they're juiced 1- Edited July 25, 2013 by Guest
Kevin1429030929 Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All- Star break) 10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple). 9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather 8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively. 7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly 6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division. 5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California. 4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast. 3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose. 2-Biogenesis - they've got players on every team ... and they're juiced 1- Because I don't have a team, I can jump on any interesting bandwagon. Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited July 25, 2013 by Guest
phil Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. Prince Bennie of Hill 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. Prince Bennie of Hill 2. Poofter 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. Prince Bennie of Hill 2. Poofter 1. If they were smart, they'd have named him 'King' ___________________________ Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted July 26, 2013 Report Posted July 26, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 9. Dead parakeet Video Interlude: MiamiSammy as Lloyd
miamisammy29 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Report Posted July 26, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. A picture of Anthony Weiner 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted August 3, 2013 Report Posted August 3, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. A picture of Anthony Weiner 2. A sock 1.
miamisammy29 Posted August 7, 2013 Author Report Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. A picture of Anthony Weiner 2. A sock 1. Some other dude's hand. ================================================== Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted August 7, 2013 Report Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. Dog Walker 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted August 7, 2013 Report Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. Dog Walker 8. Politician (he already knows how to lie) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted August 7, 2013 Report Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. Dog Walker 8. Politician (he already knows how to lie) 7. Gigolo 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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