MindCrime Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. Wow it's only been 1 year?...seems longer. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. Wow it's only been 1 year?...seems longer. 6. Drink up, Baby. Time for "the annual" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. Wow it's only been 1 year?...seems longer. 6. Drink up, Baby. Time for "the annual" 5. I just hope we don't stay married as long as YOUR parents. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. Wow it's only been 1 year?...seems longer. 6. Drink up, Baby. Time for "the annual" 5. I just hope we don't stay married as long as YOUR parents. 4. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about your cooking. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. Wow it's only been 1 year?...seems longer. 6. Drink up, Baby. Time for "the annual" 5. I just hope we don't stay married as long as YOUR parents. 4. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about your cooking. 3. "Hey hon, ya know what tonight is?"..."Oh yeah, Mets vs Yankees 7:00 oh wait...or is it 8:00?" 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. Wow it's only been 1 year?...seems longer. 6. Drink up, Baby. Time for "the annual" 5. I just hope we don't stay married as long as YOUR parents. 4. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about your cooking. 3. "Hey hon, ya know what tonight is?"..."Oh yeah, Mets vs Yankees 7:00 oh wait...or is it 8:00?" 2. Wait, we got married in October... no, maybe it was in November... I'm sure it was on the 18th... or maybe the 19th? Wait, my mother remembers, I'll call her and ask... 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary. 10. Today is our what? 9. I spent a dollar for each day we got along this past year, here's a pair of tube socks. 8. Happy Anniversary, honey. I'd like you to meet Heather and Brittany. They're cheerleaders....AND contortionists. 7. Wow it's only been 1 year?...seems longer. 6. Drink up, Baby. Time for "the annual" 5. I just hope we don't stay married as long as YOUR parents. 4. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about your cooking. 3. "Hey hon, ya know what tonight is?"..."Oh yeah, Mets vs Yankees 7:00 oh wait...or is it 8:00?" 2. Wait, we got married in October... no, maybe it was in November... I'm sure it was on the 18th... or maybe the 19th? Wait, my mother remembers, I'll call her and ask... 1. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 6. I get paid weekly, very weakly... 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 6. I get paid weekly, very weakly... 5. I gonna make him an offer he won't refuse. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 6. I get paid weekly, very weakly... 5. I gonna make him an offer he won't refuse. 4. Who wants brownies? 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 6. I get paid weekly, very weakly... 5. I gonna make him an offer he won't refuse. 4. Who wants brownies? 3. Were you born this dumb and incompetent, or did it take years of practice? 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 6. I get paid weekly, very weakly... 5. I gonna make him an offer he won't refuse. 4. Who wants brownies? 3. Were you born this dumb and incompetent, or did it take years of practice? 2. It's FRIDAY!!! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Top Ten Useful Phrases At Work 10. How about never? Is never good for you? 9. Workin' hard, or hardly workin? 8. I don't want to hear excuses, I wanna see results! 7. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. 6. I get paid weekly, very weakly... 5. I gonna make him an offer he won't refuse. 4. Who wants brownies? 3. Were you born this dumb and incompetent, or did it take years of practice? 2. It's FRIDAY!!! 1. I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Time for a new list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Laurie must be at work trying out some of these useful phrases on her bosses and co-workers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 LOL...yup, I had the brownies Phil was offering, and I couldn't refuse...Alrighty..it's probably been done before, but I can't think of anything else... Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10 I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 10 I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9 I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 10 I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9 I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8 I'm shi*^ing blood! 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10. I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9. I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8. I'm shi*^ing blood! 7. The local diner is having an all-you-can-eat-and-drink steak,eggs and beer breakfast special. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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