bazooka Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10. I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9. I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8. I'm shi*^ing blood! 7. The local diner is having an all-you-can-eat-and-drink steak,eggs and beer breakfast special. 6. I'm experiencing delusions of grandeur. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10. I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9. I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8. I'm shi*^ing blood! 7. The local diner is having an all-you-can-eat-and-drink steak,eggs and beer breakfast special. 6. I'm experiencing delusions of grandeur. 5. My girlfriend glued my d*ck to the counter top. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10. I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9. I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8. I'm shi*^ing blood! 7. The local diner is having an all-you-can-eat-and-drink steak,eggs and beer breakfast special. 6. I'm experiencing delusions of grandeur. 5. My girlfriend glued my d*ck to the counter top. 4. My battery just died, I'll get back to you in a couple of hours. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10. I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9. I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8. I'm shi*^ing blood! 7. The local diner is having an all-you-can-eat-and-drink steak,eggs and beer breakfast special. 6. I'm experiencing delusions of grandeur. 5. My girlfriend glued my d*ck to the counter top. 4. My battery just died, I'll get back to you in a couple of hours. 3. Cranial flatulence. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10. I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9. I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8. I'm shi*^ing blood! 7. The local diner is having an all-you-can-eat-and-drink steak,eggs and beer breakfast special. 6. I'm experiencing delusions of grandeur. 5. My girlfriend glued my d*ck to the counter top. 4. My battery just died, I'll get back to you in a couple of hours. 3. Cranial flatulence. 2. I don't want to be late for work again today so I'm calling in sick instead. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Excuses For Calling In Sick... 10. I've got analglaucoma..I can't see my arse coming into work today.. 9. I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty darn good about it. 8. I'm shi*^ing blood! 7. The local diner is having an all-you-can-eat-and-drink steak,eggs and beer breakfast special. 6. I'm experiencing delusions of grandeur. 5. My girlfriend glued my d*ck to the counter top. 4. My battery just died, I'll get back to you in a couple of hours. 3. Cranial flatulence. 2. I don't want to be late for work again today so I'm calling in sick instead. 1. Ah, my erection is lasting more than four hours... I need to call my doctor. Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. Joe Namath (an originator in his own right) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. Joe Namath (an originator in his own right) 6. Hollywood Henderson 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. Joe Namath (an originator in his own right) 6. Hollywood Henderson 5. Frank Gifford (just because he married Kathie Lee and some of it rubbed off onto him) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. Joe Namath (an originator in his own right) 6. Hollywood Henderson 5. Frank Gifford (just because he married Kathie Lee and some of it rubbed off onto him) 4. Jim Brown (he thought making movies was more important than FOOTBALL) 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. Joe Namath (an originator in his own right) 6. Hollywood Henderson 5. Frank Gifford (just because he married Kathie Lee and some of it rubbed off onto him) 4. Jim Brown (he thought making movies was more important than FOOTBALL) 3. Bill Belichick 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. Joe Namath (an originator in his own right) 6. Hollywood Henderson 5. Frank Gifford (just because he married Kathie Lee and some of it rubbed off onto him) 4. Jim Brown (he thought making movies was more important than FOOTBALL) 3. Bill Belichick 2. Chad Ochocinco 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Top Ten Prima Donnas in the NFL - Past or Present 10. Brett Favre 9. Albert Haynesworth 8. T.O. Terrell Owens 7. Joe Namath (an originator in his own right) 6. Hollywood Henderson 5. Frank Gifford (just because he married Kathie Lee and some of it rubbed off onto him) 4. Jim Brown (he thought making movies was more important than FOOTBALL) 3. Bill Belichick 2. Chad Ochocinco 1. Deion Sanders Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. They'll fight over who gets to wear the drama queen tiara. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. They'll fight over who gets to wear the drama queen tiara. 6. The daily pissing contests will totally flood the locker room. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. They'll fight over who gets to wear the drama queen tiara. 6. The daily pissing contests will totally flood the locker room. 5. Unfulfilled promise. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. They'll fight over who gets to wear the drama queen tiara. 6. The daily pissing contests will totally flood the locker room. 5. Unfulfilled promise. 4. Pressure on teammates to come up with distinctive monikers. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. They'll fight over who gets to wear the drama queen tiara. 6. The daily pissing contests will totally flood the locker room. 5. Unfulfilled promise. 4. Pressure on teammates to come up with distinctive monikers. 3. Contract disputes over who gets top billing and a bigger salary. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. They'll fight over who gets to wear the drama queen tiara. 6. The daily pissing contests will totally flood the locker room. 5. Unfulfilled promise. 4. Pressure on teammates to come up with distinctive monikers. 3. Contract disputes over who gets top billing and a bigger salary. 2.The horrible explosion, when their egos collide. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Top Ten Problems That Will Result Because Of T.O and Ochocinco Being On The Same Team 10. Team practice will interfere with both of their reality shows on VH1. 9. Not enough cheerleaders for the both of them. 8. Carson Palmer won't know whom to throw "the damn ball" to 7. They'll fight over who gets to wear the drama queen tiara. 6. The daily pissing contests will totally flood the locker room. 5. Unfulfilled promise. 4. Pressure on teammates to come up with distinctive monikers. 3. Contract disputes over who gets top billing and a bigger salary. 2.The horrible explosion, when their egos collide. 1. They still finish behind the Cleveland Browns. ================================================== Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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