Uncle Joe Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Ron, I deleted your post since Sammy got in first. Save that theme for the next go round though. It's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press. 6. Susan MacDougal showed up drunk and started babbling incoherently about "Whitewater", "prison", and "that rotten b*stard Kenneth Starr!" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press. 6. Susan MacDougal showed up drunk and started babbling incoherently about "Whitewater", "prison", and "that rotten b*stard Kenneth Starr!" 5. Monica was indiscreetly wisked in for a liason with Bill. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press. 6. Susan MacDougal showed up drunk and started babbling incoherently about "Whitewater", "prison", and "that rotten b*stard Kenneth Starr!" 5. Monica was indiscreetly wisked in for a liason with Bill. 4. Hilary serenading the happy couple with a cacaphonous cover of "Stand by Your Man" 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press. 6. Susan MacDougal showed up drunk and started babbling incoherently about "Whitewater", "prison", and "that rotten b*stard Kenneth Starr!" 5. Monica was indiscreetly wisked in for a liason with Bill. 4. Hilary serenading the happy couple with a cacaphonous cover of "Stand by Your Man" 3. That fact that it had the largest attendance of blind guests in wedding history. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press. 6. Susan MacDougal showed up drunk and started babbling incoherently about "Whitewater", "prison", and "that rotten b*stard Kenneth Starr!" 5. Monica was indiscreetly wisked in for a liason with Bill. 4. Hilary serenading the happy couple with a cacaphonous cover of "Stand by Your Man" 3. That fact that it had the largest attendance of blind guests in wedding history. 2. Bill Clinton farted during the ceremony, and then blamed it on his brother, Roger. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers 10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong. 9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!" 8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows. 7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press. 6. Susan MacDougal showed up drunk and started babbling incoherently about "Whitewater", "prison", and "that rotten b*stard Kenneth Starr!" 5. Monica was indiscreetly wisked in for a liason with Bill. 4. Hilary serenading the happy couple with a cacaphonous cover of "Stand by Your Man" 3. That fact that it had the largest attendance of blind guests in wedding history. 2. Bill Clinton farted during the ceremony, and then blamed it on his brother, Roger. 1. At the end, the official said "I pronounce you just living together." ____________________ Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. At least you have a bigger #$@& than your friends. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. At least you have a bigger #$@& than your friends. 8. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 7. "Why don't you say my name when we make love?" - Answer: because I'm trying not to wake you up. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. At least you have a bigger #$@& than your friends. 8. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 7. "Why don't you say my name when we make love?" - Answer: because I'm trying not to wake you up. 6. Turn the other cheek, please. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 9. At least you have a bigger #$@& than your friends. 7. "Why don't you say my name when we make love?" - Answer: because I'm trying not to wake you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Oh I didn't notice that part, just delete my parts then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Makes no difference to me, Kenne. I didn't start this list. I just wanted to bring it to your attention since you didn't see that part twice, so I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. Turn the other cheek, please. 7. Put the toilet seat down! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. Turn the other cheek, please. 7. Put the toilet seat down! 6. Honey, what are you thinking? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. Turn the other cheek, please. 7. Put the toilet seat down! 6. Honey, what are you thinking? 5. I just want to cuddle 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. Turn the other cheek, please. 7. Put the toilet seat down! 6. Honey, what are you thinking? 5. I just want to cuddle 4. Dear, are you finished already? 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. Turn the other cheek, please. 7. Put the toilet seat down! 6. Honey, what are you thinking? 5. I just want to cuddle 4. Dear, are you finished already? 3. How did it get smaller? 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. Turn the other cheek, please. 7. Put the toilet seat down! 6. Honey, what are you thinking? 5. I just want to cuddle 4. Dear, are you finished already? 3. How did it get smaller? 2. The sores are back again. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Man Does Not Want To Hear From His Wife 10. "Is that a bald spot?" 9. Honey, I'm doin' your brother. 8. Turn the other cheek, please. 7. Put the toilet seat down! 6. Honey, what are you thinking? 5. I just want to cuddle 4. Dear, are you finished already? 3. How did it get smaller? 2. The sores are back again. 1. Your boss kept calling today. ____________________ Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Woman Doesn't Want To Hear From Her Husband 10. Was your green sweater important? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Top Ten 5-word Phrases That A Woman Doesn't Want To Hear From Her Husband 10. Was your green sweater important? 9. "Doctor says they're genital warts." 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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