bluesboy Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 10. The lunches are better than at home 9. The secretary looks like Uma Thurman 8. Free coffee and doughnuts at staff meetings. 7. It's rewarding to feel like Spartacus working in the salt mines. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 10. The lunches are better than at home 9. The secretary looks like Uma Thurman 8. Free coffee and doughnuts at staff meetings. 7. It's rewarding to feel like Spartacus working in the salt mines. 6. Who wants to sit home and play video games all day? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 10. The lunches are better than at home 9. The secretary looks like Uma Thurman 8. Free coffee and doughnuts at staff meetings. 7. It's rewarding to feel like Spartacus working in the salt mines. 6. Who wants to sit home and play video games all day? 5. Assured promotion to Management (see The Peter Principle) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 10. The lunches are better than at home 9. The secretary looks like Uma Thurman 8. Free coffee and doughnuts at staff meetings. 7. It's rewarding to feel like Spartacus working in the salt mines. 6. Who wants to sit home and play video games all day? 5. Assured promotion to Management (see The Peter Principle) 4. So you can keep doing this 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 10. The lunches are better than at home 9. The secretary looks like Uma Thurman 8. Free coffee and doughnuts at staff meetings. 7. It's rewarding to feel like Spartacus working in the salt mines. 6. Who wants to sit home and play video games all day? 5. Assured promotion to Management (see The Peter Principle) 4. So you can keep doing this 3. Accounting has mistakenly enrolled you in a "Stock for Salary" option that pays off only if you work at the company until retirement or death. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 10. The lunches are better than at home 9. The secretary looks like Uma Thurman 8. Free coffee and doughnuts at staff meetings. 7. It's rewarding to feel like Spartacus working in the salt mines. 6. Who wants to sit home and play video games all day? 5. Assured promotion to Management (see The Peter Principle) 4. So you can keep doing this 3. Accounting has mistakenly enrolled you in a "Stock for Salary" option that pays off only if you work at the company until retirement or death. 2. I have to keep paying for those damn broken taillights! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 2. I have to keep paying for those damn broken taillights! Oh...sorry Sammy. Was that you? I'll have to buy you a few drinks at Mohegan Sun to make up for it and maybe I'll even throw in a roll of quarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Yeah, that Papparazzi's crowd was a bad element. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Yeah, I always fantasized about throwing a bat rope and climbing up into the airplane whenever I had one too many drinks. I wonder if there was a scarf and shades inside? "Curse you, Red Baron!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Top Ten Reasons Not To Quit Your Job 10. The lunches are better than at home 9. The secretary looks like Uma Thurman 8. Free coffee and doughnuts at staff meetings. 7. It's rewarding to feel like Spartacus working in the salt mines. 6. Who wants to sit home and play video games all day? 5. Assured promotion to Management (see The Peter Principle) 4. So you can keep doing this 3. Accounting has mistakenly enrolled you in a "Stock for Salary" option that pays off only if you work at the company until retirement or death. 2. I have to keep paying for those damn broken taillights! 1. You're the CEO! (But not for much longer if the stockholders find out about you padding your "golden parachute" with company assets!) Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. Big Brother Is Watching You. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. Big Brother Is Watching You. 6. Those booths are bugged with video surveillance by the government, it's a conspiracy, man! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. Big Brother Is Watching You. 6. Those booths are bugged with video surveillance by the government, it's a conspiracy, man! 5. Short of money, the office of elections has closed 75 polling stations and many people don't know where to vote any more. (This is true!) 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited September 9, 2010 by Guest quantities matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. Big Brother Is Watching You. 6. Those booths are bugged with video surveillance by the government, it's a conspiracy, man! 5. Short of money, the office of elections has closed 75 polling stations and many people don't know where to vote any more. (This is true!) 4. Two words....Rod Blagojevich. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. Big Brother Is Watching You. 6. Those booths are bugged with video surveillance by the government, it's a conspiracy, man! 5. Short of money, the office of elections has closed 75 polling stations and many people don't know where to vote any more. (This is true!) 4. Two words....Rod Blagojevich. 3. Black Panthers at entrance to polling place intimidating voters. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. Big Brother Is Watching You. 6. Those booths are bugged with video surveillance by the government, it's a conspiracy, man! 5. Short of money, the office of elections has closed 75 polling stations and many people don't know where to vote any more. (This is true!) 4. Two words....Rod Blagojevich. 3. Black Panthers at entrance to polling place intimidating voters. 2. What difference is one vote gonna make? 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten Reasons NOT to vote in national/local elections 10. Your felony convictions. 9. The ballot might be only in English. 8. That embarrassing incident when you forgot you were in a voting booth and you thought you were in a dressing room. 7. Big Brother Is Watching You. 6. Those booths are bugged with video surveillance by the government, it's a conspiracy, man! 5. Short of money, the office of elections has closed 75 polling stations and many people don't know where to vote any more. (This is true!) 4. Two words....Rod Blagojevich. 3. Black Panthers at entrance to polling place intimidating voters. 2. What difference is one vote gonna make? 1. As a protest to the small handful of states (including mine) that require all bars to close while the polls are open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie. 10. Make out in the back rows. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie. 10. Make out in the back rows. 9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie. 10. Make out in the back rows. 9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise. 8. Text (because one must maintain priorities) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie. 10. Make out in the back rows. 9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise. 8. Text (because one must maintain priorities) 7. Talk too loud (except Tom Cruise jokes) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie. 10. Make out in the back rows. 9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise. 8. Text (because one must maintain priorities) 7. Talk too loud (except Tom Cruise jokes) 6. Sleep (I've done it a few times) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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