Brad_M Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7.NO gloves for Prostate exam. OUCH! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7.NO gloves for Prostate exam. OUCH! 6.The only in-network provider is a mohel. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7.NO gloves for Prostate exam. OUCH! 6.The only in-network provider is a mohel. 5. Impose a rule denying health care benefits to smokers, then award more smoke breaks, cig ads around the workplace, and discount cigarettes in the machine as a way of 'luring' them out of the deal. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7.NO gloves for Prostate exam. OUCH! 6.The only in-network provider is a mohel. 5. Impose a rule denying health care benefits to smokers, then award more smoke breaks, cig ads around the workplace, and discount cigarettes in the machine as a way of 'luring' them out of the deal. 4. After a nasty cut, your caregiver encourages you to recycle the gauze bandages. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7.NO gloves for Prostate exam. OUCH! 6.The only in-network provider is a mohel. 5. Impose a rule denying health care benefits to smokers, then award more smoke breaks, cig ads around the workplace, and discount cigarettes in the machine as a way of 'luring' them out of the deal. 4. After a nasty cut, your caregiver encourages you to recycle the gauze bandages. 3. Mental health issues are solved by a tribal witch doctor. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7.NO gloves for Prostate exam. OUCH! 6.The only in-network provider is a mohel. 5. Impose a rule denying health care benefits to smokers, then award more smoke breaks, cig ads around the workplace, and discount cigarettes in the machine as a way of 'luring' them out of the deal. 4. After a nasty cut, your caregiver encourages you to recycle the gauze bandages. 3. Mental health issues are solved by a tribal witch doctor. 2. Your doctor asks for your co-pay in small unmarked bills. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. You go into the Battalion Aid Station and the Navy Corpsman gives you Motrin, no matter what the ailment. Never mind. That's how BAS has always been. 8. People are sneaking under the fences into Mexico to get medicine. 7.NO gloves for Prostate exam. OUCH! 6.The only in-network provider is a mohel. 5. Impose a rule denying health care benefits to smokers, then award more smoke breaks, cig ads around the workplace, and discount cigarettes in the machine as a way of 'luring' them out of the deal. 4. After a nasty cut, your caregiver encourages you to recycle the gauze bandages. 3. Mental health issues are solved by a tribal witch doctor. 2. Your doctor asks for your co-pay in small unmarked bills. 1. The only doctor covered in your plan: Dr. Kevorkian Edited July 9, 2010 by Guest spelling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Top Ten signs that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan. 1. The only doctor covered in your plan: Dr. Kevorkian Great finish! Now it's your turn to start a new topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Thanks judge... I couldn't think of one earlier... Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. You need a GPS to find your own house. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. You need a GPS to find your own house. 6. You exclaim to someone, "Would you just look at that amazing sunset!" and they reply, "What channel is it on?" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. You need a GPS to find your own house. 6. You exclaim to someone, "Would you just look at that amazing sunset!" and they reply, "What channel is it on?" 5. Dinner-table text: "Pass salt" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. You need a GPS to find your own house. 6. You exclaim to someone, "Would you just look at that amazing sunset!" and they reply, "What channel is it on?" 5. Dinner-table text: "Pass salt" 4. You can't drive home from the bar because you're car has a breathalyzer lock. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. You need a GPS to find your own house. 6. You exclaim to someone, "Would you just look at that amazing sunset!" and they reply, "What channel is it on?" 5. Dinner-table text: "Pass salt" 4. You can't drive home from the bar because you're car has a breathalyzer lock. 3. When the batteries are dead in the remote control, you watch the same TV channel all night until you buy new ones. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. You need a GPS to find your own house. 6. You exclaim to someone, "Would you just look at that amazing sunset!" and they reply, "What channel is it on?" 5. Dinner-table text: "Pass salt" 4. You can't drive home from the bar because you're car has a breathalyzer lock. 3. When the batteries are dead in the remote control, you watch the same TV channel all night until you buy new ones. 2. 357 channels and there's still nothing on. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Top Ten Signs We Depend Too Much On Technology: 10. You can't buy food at the store because the debit machine is out of order. 9. Having more friends on Facebook than those you've met in person 8. You call your doctor for a prescription of Xanax when you misplace your iPhone. 7. You need a GPS to find your own house. 6. You exclaim to someone, "Would you just look at that amazing sunset!" and they reply, "What channel is it on?" 5. Dinner-table text: "Pass salt" 4. You can't drive home from the bar because you're car has a breathalyzer lock. 3. When the batteries are dead in the remote control, you watch the same TV channel all night until you buy new ones. 2. 357 channels and there's still nothing on. 1. Phone envy. ------ Top Ten Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation Excuses 10. "My nail polish took SO long to dry" 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Top Ten Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation Excuses 10. "My nail polish took SO long to dry" 9. "I couldn't meet my probation officer in time because I was intoxicated and didn't wanna drive over 25 mph." 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Top Ten Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation Excuses 10. "My nail polish took SO long to dry" 9. "I couldn't meet my probation officer in time because I was intoxicated and didn't wanna drive over 25 mph." 8. "Stars have a whole lot more on their plates than small people." 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Top Ten Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation Excuses 10. "My nail polish took SO long to dry" 9. "I couldn't meet my probation officer in time because I was intoxicated and didn't wanna drive over 25 mph." 8. "Stars have a whole lot more on their plates than small people." 7. Oh, I can be a Mean Girl when I wanna be....bee-yotch! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Top Ten Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation Excuses 10. "My nail polish took SO long to dry" 9. "I couldn't meet my probation officer in time because I was intoxicated and didn't wanna drive over 25 mph." 8. "Stars have a whole lot more on their plates than small people." 7. Oh, I can be a Mean Girl when I wanna be....bee-yotch! 6. I was posing for an upskirt photo shoot. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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