Kevin Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Remind me not to take an airplane flight with you over the Andes ... or anywhere where there is a delay ! Your imaginary friends are still the best ones you've had , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 True, they've never turned me down for anything I asked. You think "To Serve Man" is sexist! (The whole concept is sooo not politically correct.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 False, we are after all the chosen sex. You've chosen sex once or twice, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Right, I chosed female cats as pets... You heard about sex but you don' t know what' s about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 False. As an Indian chief said once: "I know what it's about, all I want is a chance." You've been to "Kansas City on a Saturday night," or the local equivalent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 not that I know of You think Woody Allen is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 True..sometimes You've watched a comdey movie/show today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 False. You grown to hate the boob tube aka TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 False, it's a Friday night, so TV is typically lame, but not awful. The local TV news crew is the best tag team comedy act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 False, they' re boring... You could land a plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 if by 'land' you mean 'get the plane onto the earth regardless if anyone survives' then sure, no problem You've been in a hot-air balloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 False So no, you can' t land a plane... ...but you can drive a helicopter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 False You can drive a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 True. You've driven a large truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 False You never have gotten a speeding ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Not Yet You have ridden in the bed of a pickup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 True. Most people have I think. You've ridin' in a helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 True. You know how to use a parachute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 False You know how to buckle your seatbelt on a plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 True. You're fed up with computers that don' t work properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 True You wish you knew more about how to fix computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 True. Men are always sleeping when you need them... :beady: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 True, my sister usually gets me up from a "fell asleep watching some boring Public TV time-shifted program" nap with a telephone call about visitors passing through. A day without music is rainy, cloudy and grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 False...I love rainy days and rainy day music. You don't even mind getting wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Infinitely preferable to getting baked or getting blown away. I actually enjoy it. Pneumonia free so far. You cannot name one good thing about windy weather (apart from windmills - I mean something more non-man-made) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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