Uncle Joe Posted March 13, 2007 Author Report Posted March 13, 2007 For the record, I don't like strip clubs either. I don't share well.
daslied Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 I don't like them either, but because I don't want to be surrounded by the boners of my friends. Maybe I should go alone. That's not creepy at all.
edna Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 I never had a friend who liked strippers... It´s such a strange thing in my world... nor had a girl friend who liked male strippers, that´s even worse... I believe...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 If a guy goes to have fun and look at the nekkid chicks, I can understand it. But if a guy is going because he has no one in his life and that is his only contact with the opposite gender, than that's a bit sad. I've been to both female and male strip shows. The vibes are totally different. The male strip show I went to was funny and basically an excuse for the girls in the audience to get drunk and scream "woo!". The female strip club had a slightly desperate feel about it. Of course, it was a south Georgia strip club. I'm sure if it was a cool one like in a Lil Jon video, it may have been a lot more interesting.
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 I've been to both and I didn't like the male strippers...just too eewww for me. The female ones were ok, the guys I were with wanted me to get a lap dance, I didn't do it, I would have to be drunk I think to do something like that. I agree that it is sad if a guy goes only because he has no one in his life a Peachy said, those chicks mostly want nothing to do with the men in the audience. Luckily I never dated anyone that needed to go to strip clubs. Some friends I have, their man says he needs to go.
Tenacious_Peaches Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Needs to go? As if! :insert eye rolling smiley:
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Oh I know, and I tell ya, he would no longer be a man of mine. But people need to make their own choices, I just feel sad for my friends.
miamisammy29 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 The female strip club had a slightly desperate feel about it. Of course, it was a south Georgia strip club. I've been led to believe that SOUTH GEORGIA has a slightly desperate feel about it.
Tenacious_Peaches Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 You have been led correctly, Sammy. I am the only non-desperate entity in the entire region.
skybluesky Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 The phrase "south Georgia strip club" seems to make "squeal like a pig" take on a whole new meaning.
skybluesky Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Thanks folks. You've been a great crowd! I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.
sadlady Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Yes, please, boys, do you have an answer for this question? it's funny with me and my husband.. he will stop and ask directions, i would never even think of doing such a thing.. i think i have too much testosterone........
edna Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Sadlady, he also cleans the kitchen after he cooks?
Sweet Jane 61 Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Ok this is long, but just had to share...and guys we women love ya anyway! Men Are Just Happier People ... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Heck, you can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
Kevin Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Thanks folks. You've been a great crowd! I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress. Yeah ? Well you remember to mop up after work then .
Tenacious_Peaches Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 For some reason, "The world is your urinal" has sent me into neverending giggles. Tee hee.
Farin Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 another mysterie solved: Why girls are not allowed to play with action figures
Steel2Velvet Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 I have had the same wallet for 18 years. Some of my underwear are older than that!
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