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Uncle Joe

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If a guy goes to have fun and look at the nekkid chicks, I can understand it. But if a guy is going because he has no one in his life and that is his only contact with the opposite gender, than that's a bit sad. I've been to both female and male strip shows. The vibes are totally different. The male strip show I went to was funny and basically an excuse for the girls in the audience to get drunk and scream "woo!". The female strip club had a slightly desperate feel about it. Of course, it was a south Georgia strip club. I'm sure if it was a cool one like in a Lil Jon video, it may have been a lot more interesting. :laughing:

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I've been to both and I didn't like the male strippers...just too eewww for me. The female ones were ok, the guys I were with wanted me to get a lap dance, I didn't do it, I would have to be drunk I think to do something like that. I agree that it is sad if a guy goes only because he has no one in his life a Peachy said, those chicks mostly want nothing to do with the men in the audience. Luckily I never dated anyone that needed to go to strip clubs. Some friends I have, their man says he needs to go.

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Ok this is long, but just had to share...and guys we women love ya anyway! ;)

Men Are Just Happier People ...

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never get pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Heck, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too


You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but

practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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