Uncle Joe 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Oh, Sammy! That's hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
OLD 55 6 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 A bowl of fruit for Sammy ! Don't forget to tip the Delivery Lady. (And take care with that pineapple). Link to post Share on other sites
OLD 55 6 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 While I was looking for fruit bowls, I found this pic of a lady banana thrower. WARNING: Do not try this at home. The lady is a highly trained professional. Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Lady? Really? Link to post Share on other sites
OLD 55 6 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Well, who ever heard of a transvestite throwing bananas ? Link to post Share on other sites
CanAm 6 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 She looks suspiciously like my grade 11 chemistry teacher, but he had a better colour sense and would never have worn beads with such a low-cut number. He preferred chokers. Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I had a science teacher in 8th grade that looked like her husband put her makeup everyday. He was a mortician. Link to post Share on other sites
OLD 55 6 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 You two break me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 speaking of morticians... does anyone watch the reality show "Family Plots"? It's filmed at the Poway/Bernardo Mortuary in Poway, California, which is where I grew up. I attended my boyfriend's best friend's funeral there, and my best friend's mom's funeral there. It's freaky... I don't watch the show but in bits and pieces, and I have seen people I know on there. Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Thats got to be a weird experience. Link to post Share on other sites
edna 6 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I have a question for men. Don´t you love to sleep on clean sheets, smelling of lavender or jasmine, smooth, comfortable... in a fresh, aired room with no dust, no beer cans, no rests of food? My sleeping room is my shelter so I ty to keep it cosy. I notice that men never say "Mmmm, clean good smelling sheets!"... Link to post Share on other sites
OLD 55 6 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I DO. Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I don't care. If there's a blanket and a pillow, then I'm good to go... to sleep I mean! Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I just think it. Link to post Share on other sites
OLD 55 6 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 If you don't, YOU might finish up making the bed yourself ! Grasshoppers, you have much to learn. But I really do appreciate my Wife and always try to let her know. Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I do make my bed myself. Link to post Share on other sites
edna 6 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 But I really do appreciate my Wife and always try to let her know. That´s the kind of men we girls love!!! I do make my bed myself. The bed that you make is the one you gotta lie on... Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I sleep alone, so I don't need to make any bed. Throw the sheets off me in the morning and pull them round me at night. Best way to sleep is alone and free! Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Best way to sleep is alone and free! I'm like that too. I sleep best when there's not a bulk in male form next to me snoring and farting, and generally doing the things that males do in their sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Well, who ever heard of a transvestite throwing bananas ? I've heard of them hiding them. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 oh good lord. That just made me think of the fat guy in "Borat" when they were wrestling, and he looked like he had a mangina. Jeez! I actually wondered where in the heck the thing was! Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 "My moustache still smells like your testicles." Link to post Share on other sites
Rayzor 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 I'm like that too. I sleep best when there's not a bulk in male form next to me snoring and farting, and generally doing the things that males do in their sleep. I do not snore (as for farting I'm not sure) but that's not my problem with being in bed with someone else. It's the fact that they actually have to keep "snuggling" while I try to sleep. It also reduces the space needed to lay as I please to get comfy. Link to post Share on other sites
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