Shawna Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 After reading all that, I think I'm very glad I don't - and never have - worn lipstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 And that, Shawna, is why you have not found yourself a nice monkey to settle down with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Do you put lipstick on your dog, Marcus? Certainly not! But between you and me... I used to milk my cat. Not many know that one can milk anything w/nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I don´t use lipstick either... It makes me look like I´m looking for trouble... I use all kind of other make-up (except mascara) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 You must have a very calming way about you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 (edited) Not many know that one can milk anything w/nipples. Indeed. You're included in that, I assume? Edited June 18, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I can only pray that I wouldn't be excluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Anthropoligists maintain it is the color most associated with blood-engorged sexual stimulation. seems like I read something a while back at a book at my parents' house. It was about how fashions started, etc. The thing with the lipstick is supposed to be about making the lips look like the sexual bits of women, while the breasts/cleavage are supposed to resemble the buttocks. Thus insinuating, I suppose, that anyone looking upon a red-lipstick-wearing woman's face and breasts, he would begin screaming and beating his chest, like any healthy male chimpanzee would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Or at the very least the juvenileness of a perpetual gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I read something a few years back that has stuck with me ever since. I try to work it into conversation whenever possible.... "Consider the unusually sensual Bonobo..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Everyone oughta know that one because conversations whilst waiting in the check-out stand @ the local grocery store become frightfully boring day in & day out. The next time they ask whether I want paper or plastic I'll simply say: "Bonobo" It's truly something to consider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 It has made my life more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I have a feeling, starting tomorrow, my life will be more interesting, too! Especially when I ask the stock-clerk, "Where I can find the haggis?" When he asks me what haggis is I'll either say Marc from SongFacts or: A traditional pudding made of the heart, liver, etc. of a sheep or calf, minced with suet and oatmeal, seasoned and boiled in the stomach of the animal. Yummy!!! My only wonder is which bag will he pick; paper, plastic or the closest bucket to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 The thing with the lipstick is supposed to be about making the lips look like the sexual bits of women, while the breasts/cleavage are supposed to resemble the buttocks. Do I need to worry if that description/idea kind of has the opposite effect on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 No, but perhaps we should. (worry, that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 why the hell are you women so stupid every single woman ive ever encountered in my life has been a b**** to me cuz shes always demanding some kind of new shirt or skirt or pair of boots or animal or sexual favor its like im enslaved to whatever the hell they want and seriously women are the reason society is as bad as it is i mean theyre the ones practically taking off all their clothes just cuz peolpe tell them to do it and for what some random gawker ogling your body for hours on end and dying to get a chance with you i swear theres a reason why you dont see men on billboards and on magazine covers its cuz ITS STUPID!!! and women cant seem to understand that theres a point where you have to stop taking other peoples crap and do what you want to do meanwhile all the women i know are still caught in that mindset that these new clothes will make you that much better of a person and why do you always have to make me pay for it i mean its not that im not happy to do it but its like you just tell me to get you one more dress one more blouse one more twopiece and you never stop really the money i dont care about even though im barely making it by already its just STOP GETTING TOLD WHAT TO DO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I learned a long time ago, Namahage, that the best response is a simple: "Yes, Dear." Otherwise, be prepared to be a bachelor for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 wlel maybe i should be a bachelor for life cuz women are STUUPID!! the idea of getting married is stupid too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 You just haven't met the right one yet, Nammy. I used to feel just as negative about men and marriage until I met the esteemed Mr. Peaches. I have gone through the most hellacious couple of months and I don't think I would have survived without him. Finding someone who will support you and take care of you and treat you as an equal is the stuff that life is made of, honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 why the hell are you women so stupid every single woman ive ever encountered in my life has been a b**** to me cuz shes always demanding some kind of new shirt or skirt or pair of boots or animal or sexual favor its like im enslaved to whatever the hell they want and seriously women are the reason society is as bad as it is i mean theyre the ones practically taking off all their clothes just cuz peolpe tell them to do it and for what some random gawker ogling your body for hours on end and dying to get a chance with you i swear theres a reason why you dont see men on billboards and on magazine covers its cuz ITS STUPID!!! and women cant seem to understand that theres a point where you have to stop taking other peoples crap and do what you want to do meanwhile all the women i know are still caught in that mindset that these new clothes will make you that much better of a person and why do you always have to make me pay for it i mean its not that im not happy to do it but its like you just tell me to get you one more dress one more blouse one more twopiece and you never stop really the money i dont care about even though im barely making it by already its just STOP GETTING TOLD WHAT TO DO!!!! I can see your point, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I can see your point, though. Great! You two should be very happy together. Musical Interlude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 we both know hes way too foreign for it to ever work out, even though ill probably be gay soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 I can see your point, though. ditto... he maketh sense (yes he doth!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 This ones for you, Nam: all my friends are married every Tom and Dick and Harry you must be strong to go it alone here's to the bachelors and the bowery bums and those who feel that they're the ones who are better off without a wife CHORUS I like to sleep until the crack of noon midnight howlin' at the moon goin' out when I wanto, comin' home when I please I don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing and I never have to ask for the keys never been no Valentino had a girl who lived in Reno left me for a trumpet player didn't get me down he was wanted for assault though he said it weren't his fault well the coppers rode him right out of town CHORUS selfish about my privacy as long as I can be with me we get along so well I can't believe I love to chew the fat with folks and listen to all your dirty jokes I'm so thankful for these friends I do receive CHORUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 its like im enslaved to whatever the hell they want why do you always have to make me pay for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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