Shawna Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 the Waxie toilet seat covers in public restrooms!!! I HATE those things! Someone needs to invent one that doesn't fall into the bowl before you even have a chance to sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 the Waxie toilet seat covers in public restrooms!!! I HATE those things! Someone needs to invent one that doesn't fall into the bowl before you even have a chance to sit down. Invention idea...how about we apply stick=um to one side??? just be careful not to acidently leave the stick-um side up because, well, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 What grinds my gears is that is going to snow here in NJ today and I f_ _ _ _ _ _ HATE IT! How can it snow before Halloween? Even November snow is rare but October....thank God Shawna is sending pudding and I have half a bottle of Jack left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 the Waxie toilet seat covers in public restrooms!!! I HATE those things! Someone needs to invent one that doesn't fall into the bowl before you even have a chance to sit down. A telephone has more germs than a public toilet seat, so forgo the toilet seat cover and just sit down. You're not going to catch anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 But I heard from the second cousin to my third aunt who's got a nephew whose friend's girlfriend's dad's grandmother said that his fourth wife's brother's sister-in-law caught crabs like that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Those things are the worst. Generally I just sit, or if I don't like the conditions I hover. I'm big on hovering. What? TMI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Hovering is the reason that people who clean bathrooms hate cleaning women's bathrooms. Trust me. I was a host at an Applebee's, and I had to deal with the damn women's bathroom being a mess far too many times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Well aren't you just being contrary today? Hovering isn't the problem. It's the women themselves are the problem. Trust me, I am one & have cleaned up after them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Hovering is the reason that people who clean bathrooms hate cleaning women's bathrooms. Trust me. I was a host at an Applebee's, and I had to deal with the damn women's bathroom being a mess far too many times... Men's toilet rooms are bad with the "splash-back" from the urinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Women's bathrooms are absolute effing pigsties. I cannot explain it. Yes, men have "splash-back", but the women who for some reason cannot put their asses on the toilet seat and insist on getting urine everywhere absolutely disgust me, and I've had to clean up after them more times than I'd care to think about. Men's bathrooms also don't have to deal with feminine hygiene products and the refuse that comes with them, so consider yourself fortunate. I've walked into bathroom stalls more than a few times with....shall we say, products, in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 I'm officially declaring this conversation unfit for SF. Now for something completely different....please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 You should always look before you sit down, too. Visual Interlude: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Joe, I love it when you're official. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Nothing more disgusting than the womens restroom in the visiting lobby of Men's Central Jail after a busy Saturday or Sunday. Do you chicks make nests in there? There was always tp wadded up around the outside of the toilet. I dont get it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 So, what do think about the price of eggs? (slying changing subjects). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 I would not buy them if they came from a nest in a womens room in the Central Jail. OK, I am done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Wait... women poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 False. They cry. That is their form of excretion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 putting nasty coffee grounds in my hot chocolate this morning is knowing that it is now November and I don't get to have any of my sister's delicious smoked turkey this Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'm sorry you don't get to have smoked turkey, but what has that to do with coffee grounds in your hot chocolate? And why would you do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 because I hate coffee and having coffee beans in my hot chocolate would destroy the hot chocolate, and that would aggravate me. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Where's Radhi when we need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 I drink too much. I drink too much and I need to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 I drink too much. I drink too much and I need to stop. That's an excellent starting point, Tim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 If you recognize that and believe it, then you probably do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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