edna Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday: 10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat. 9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday. 8. Vomit on your bosses feet 7. Call in Dead. 6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back." 5. Slip him a mickey... 4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday: 10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat. 9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday. 8. Vomit on your bosses feet 7. Call in Dead. 6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back." 5. Slip him a mickey... 4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word. 3. My doctor says I have to work less, so I can get my post count higher... 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word. Worked for Lucille Ball every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday: 10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat. 9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday. 8. Vomit on your bosses feet 7. Call in Dead. 6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back." 5. Slip him a mickey... 4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word. 3. My doctor says I have to work less, so I can get my post count higher... 2. I'm not coming in because I need a mental day. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday: 10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat. 9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday. 8. Vomit on your bosses feet 7. Call in Dead. 6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back." 5. Slip him a mickey... 4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word. 3. My doctor says I have to work less, so I can get my post count higher... 2. I'm not coming in because I need a mental day. 1. I have octorectular disorder. I cant see my ass at work for another shift. 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. Hungarian Goulash 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. Hungarian Goulash 6. lemon sour cream pie 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. Hungarian Goulash 6. lemon sour cream pie 5. Chicken balls 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. Hungarian Goulash 6. lemon sour cream pie 5. Chicken balls 4. Creamed chipped beef on toast (Sh*t on a shingle) 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. Hungarian Goulash 6. lemon sour cream pie 5. Chicken balls 4. Creamed chipped beef on toast (Sh*t on a shingle) 3. Tripe. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. Hungarian Goulash 6. lemon sour cream pie 5. Chicken balls 4. Creamed chipped beef on toast (Sh*t on a shingle) 3. Tripe. 2. Pickled chicken feet 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 10. Head cheese 9. Meatballs 8. Stuffed Guacamole 7. Hungarian Goulash 6. lemon sour cream pie 5. Chicken balls 4. Creamed chipped beef on toast (Sh*t on a shingle) 3. Tripe. 2. Pickled chicken feet 1. Fried liver and onions Top 10 classy sounding derogatory terms : 10. Reprobate 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good. 2. Pickled chicken feet You're kidding, right Lucky? You mean to tell me if you put a forkful of those suckers in your mouth, you'll likely say, "Hey, now them's some good chicken's feet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 It's a midwest bar thing, like pickled eggs. Do I eat them regularly? H*ll no! Have I tasted them, yes, and honestly, getting past what they are, they aren't bad. (I've eaten brain sandwiches too, I could've put that. They really are good) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Top 10 classy sounding derogatory terms : 10. Reprobate 9. CEO 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 You're kidding, right Lucky? You mean to tell me if you put a forkful of those suckers in your mouth, you'll likely say, "Hey, now them's some good chicken's feet!" my niece-in-law, who is from Chihuahua, Mexico, has eaten goat's eyes and says they are very good. They consider it a delicacy down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Top 10 classy sounding derogatory terms : 10. Reprobate 9. CEO 8. moderator 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Top 10 classy sounding derogatory terms : 10. Reprobate 9. CEO 8. moderator 7. Proctologist 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Top 10 classy sounding derogatory terms : 10. Reprobate 9. CEO 8. moderator 7. Proctologist 6. Ward of the State 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Top 10 classy sounding derogatory terms : 10. Reprobate 9. CEO 8. moderator 7. Proctologist 6. Ward of the State 5. Cretin 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Top 10 classy sounding derogatory terms : 10. Reprobate 9. CEO 8. moderator 7. Proctologist 6. Ward of the State 5. Cretin 4. (bleep) 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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