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Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday:

10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat.

9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday.

8. Vomit on your bosses feet

7. Call in Dead.

6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back."

5. Slip him a mickey...

4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word.

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Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday:

10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat.

9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday.

8. Vomit on your bosses feet

7. Call in Dead.

6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back."

5. Slip him a mickey...

4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word.

3. My doctor says I have to work less, so I can get my post count higher...

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Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday:

10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat.

9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday.

8. Vomit on your bosses feet

7. Call in Dead.

6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back."

5. Slip him a mickey...

4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word.

3. My doctor says I have to work less, so I can get my post count higher...

2. I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.

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Top 10 methods of escaping work before being asked to work overtime on a Friday:

10. Go for lunch... at home, then call in saying you ate spoiled meat.

9. Have to make it to Motor Vehicles before it closes so I will be legal to drive to work Monday.

8. Vomit on your bosses feet

7. Call in Dead.

6. When asked, let a glazed look fall over your eyes and then say, "Sure thing, Boss. Let me just get my assault rifle out of the car first. Be right back."

5. Slip him a mickey...

4. Start crying. Whatever they ask you, just cry a lot and very loud and don´t say a word.

3. My doctor says I have to work less, so I can get my post count higher...

2. I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.

1. I have octorectular disorder. I cant see my ass at work for another shift.

10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good.

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10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good.

10. Head cheese

9. Meatballs

8. Stuffed Guacamole

7. Hungarian Goulash

6. lemon sour cream pie

5. Chicken balls

4. Creamed chipped beef on toast (Sh*t on a shingle)

3. Tripe.

2. Pickled chicken feet

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10 nastiest sounding foods that are actually pretty good.

10. Head cheese

9. Meatballs

8. Stuffed Guacamole

7. Hungarian Goulash

6. lemon sour cream pie

5. Chicken balls

4. Creamed chipped beef on toast (Sh*t on a shingle)

3. Tripe.

2. Pickled chicken feet

1. Fried liver and onions

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It's a midwest bar thing, like pickled eggs. Do I eat them regularly? H*ll no! Have I tasted them, yes, and honestly, getting past what they are, they aren't bad. (I've eaten brain sandwiches too, I could've put that. They really are good) :)

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You're kidding, right Lucky?

You mean to tell me if you put a forkful of those suckers in your mouth, you'll likely say, "Hey, now them's some good chicken's feet!"

my niece-in-law, who is from Chihuahua, Mexico, has eaten goat's eyes and says they are very good. They consider it a delicacy down there.

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