The Top Ten Game

[Rayzor]

actually my dear... I'm french first, then english. I only learned english in the 1st grade of school (I went to a french school but we still had to take an english class). But it's true that I only have 2 languages to choose from

[miamisammy29]

Top 10 Signs you spend too much time on SF...

10. You keep typing : grin: on MSN messenger

9.You wake up at the keyboards.

8. You forgot to pay the rent for the last four months.

7.Everything you say comes out in italisized song lyrics

6. You report big events in your life on the boards before telling your family (if you tell them at all!)

5. In my case, you think in English...

4. You have a shrine dedicated to Nikos Dimopolous

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[_Laurie_]

Top 10 Signs you spend too much time on SF...

10. You keep typing : grin: on MSN messenger

9.You wake up at the keyboards.

8. You forgot to pay the rent for the last four months.

7.Everything you say comes out in italisized song lyrics

6. You report big events in your life on the boards before telling your family (if you tell them at all!)

5. In my case, you think in English...

4. You have a shrine dedicated to Nikos Dimopolous

3. If you haven't posted in the last two hours, you're reported missing and your name is in the "Have You Seen Me" thread.

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Edited August 2, 2007 by Guest

[edna]

Top 10 Signs you spend too much time on SF...

10. You keep typing : grin: on MSN messenger

9.You wake up at the keyboards.

8. You forgot to pay the rent for the last four months.

7.Everything you say comes out in italisized song lyrics

6. You report big events in your life on the boards before telling your family (if you tell them at all!)

5. In my case, you think in English...

4. You have a shrine dedicated to Nikos Dimopolous

3. If you haven't posted in the last two hours, you're reported missing and your name is in the "Have You Seen Me" thread.

2. You refuse to go to parties because you have "something very important" to do at home (posting)

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[Steel2Velvet]

Top 10 Signs you spend too much time on SF...

10. You keep typing : grin: on MSN messenger

9.You wake up at the keyboards.

8. You forgot to pay the rent for the last four months.

7.Everything you say comes out in italisized song lyrics

6. You report big events in your life on the boards before telling your family (if you tell them at all!)

5. In my case, you think in English...

4. You have a shrine dedicated to Nikos Dimopolous

3. If you haven't posted in the last two hours, you're reported missing and your name is in the "Have You Seen Me" thread.

2. You refuse to go to parties because you have "something very important" to do at home (posting)

1. Your post count means more than your social security, bank account or telephone numbers.

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Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

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[Floydaholic]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

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[MarcM]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

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[miamisammy29]

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

DAMN!! I was saving that for Number One.

[RonJonSurfer]

George Jetson just wasn't meant for these modern times.

[MarcM]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

7. "If I run through quickly, will I go back in time?"

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[Shawna]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

7. "If I run through quickly, will I go back in time?"

6. "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

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[Rayzor]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

7. "If I run through quickly, will I go back in time?"

6. "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

5. "Ring around the rosie, pocketful of posies..."

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[miamisammy29]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

7. "If I run through quickly, will I go back in time?"

6. "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

5. "Ring around the rosie, pocketful of posies..."

4. "Don't let the door hit you in the ass several times on the way out!"

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[_Laurie_]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

7. "If I run through quickly, will I go back in time?"

6. "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

5. "Ring around the rosie, pocketful of posies..."

4. "Don't let the door hit you in the ass several times on the way out!"

3. "Hey Look, your shoes untied" smack!

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[Floydaholic]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

7. "If I run through quickly, will I go back in time?"

6. "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

5. "Ring around the rosie, pocketful of posies..."

4. "Don't let the door hit you in the ass several times on the way out!"

3. "Hey Look, your shoes untied" smack!

2. "Any minute now...."

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[Steel2Velvet]

Top Ten Revolving Door Lines

10. "Didn't I just see you?"

9. "I gots my one eye"

8. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"

7. "If I run through quickly, will I go back in time?"

6. "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

5. "Ring around the rosie, pocketful of posies..."

4. "Don't let the door hit you in the ass several times on the way out!"

3. "Hey Look, your shoes untied" smack!

2. "Any minute now...."

1. "Next stop Inside! Next stop Outside! Next stop Inside! Next stop Outside! Next stop ..."

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A recent post from "In The News" forum thread features a story of researchers finding over 237 reasons that people gave for having sex. The last reason was "To spread an SDT." While that is honestly perverse, the story went on to say the researchers have since learned of more reasons. Now we don't want anything as disgusting as that other reason, but let's try for the lighter side of:

The Last Ten Reasons People Have Sex

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

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[Floydaholic]

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

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[_Laurie_]

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

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[MarcM]

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

7. To make funny noises

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[edna]

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

7. To make funny noises

6. It´s a good thing to do when there´s nothing better to do.

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[miamisammy29]

The Last Ten Reasons People Have Sex

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

7. To make funny noises

6. It´s a good thing to do when there´s nothing better to do.

5. A nice little 3-minute break in between cigarettes

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[bluesboy]

The Last Ten Reasons People Have Sex

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

7. To make funny noises

6. It´s a good thing to do when there´s nothing better to do.

5. A nice little 3-minute break in between cigarettes

4. A chance to use the swing you installed in the bedroom.

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[miamisammy29]

The Last Ten Reasons People Have Sex

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

7. To make funny noises

6. It´s a good thing to do when there´s nothing better to do.

5. A nice little 3-minute break in between cigarettes

4. A chance to use the swing you installed in the bedroom.

3. You have to use up the condoms you've had in your wallet since 1983

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[MarcM]

The Last Ten Reasons People Have Sex

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

7. To make funny noises

6. It´s a good thing to do when there´s nothing better to do.

5. A nice little 3-minute break in between cigarettes

4. A chance to use the swing you installed in the bedroom.

3. You have to use up the condoms you've had in your wallet since 1983

2. It's in my contract

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[Super Ry 71]

The Last Ten Reasons People Have Sex

10. As rehearsal for a donation visit to the sperm bank.

9. An excuse to have strawberry's and cream.

8. Burns up alot of calories

7. To make funny noises

6. It´s a good thing to do when there´s nothing better to do.

5. A nice little 3-minute break in between cigarettes

4. A chance to use the swing you installed in the bedroom.

3. You have to use up the condoms you've had in your wallet since 1983

2. It's in my contract

1. YOU think I could hold it off for a month?!

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Top Ten Sound Effects

10. TWANG!