_Laurie_ Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 The Top Ten Avatars on Songfacts: 10- Lucky's Pair of Aces 9- UncleJoe's self-portrait (of course) 8- Eye-gore aka Kevin 7- Whatever the hell that thing is that Levis is sporting. 6- Crazy Don's Cartman. 5- BADFINGER 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 The Top Ten Avatars on Songfacts: 10- Lucky's Pair of Aces 9- UncleJoe's self-portrait (of course) 8- Eye-gore aka Kevin 7- Whatever the hell that thing is that Levis is sporting. 6- Crazy Don's Cartman. 5- BADFINGER 4- BF's Homers's brain 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 The Top Ten Avatars on Songfacts: 10- Lucky's Pair of Aces 9- UncleJoe's self-portrait (of course) 8- Eye-gore aka Kevin 7- Whatever the hell that thing is that Levis is sporting. 6- Crazy Don's Cartman. 5- BADFINGER 4- BF's Homers's brain 3- Edna's trademark Beatles 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 The Top Ten Avatars on Songfacts: 10- Lucky's Pair of Aces 9- UncleJoe's self-portrait (of course) 8- Eye-gore aka Kevin 7- Whatever the hell that thing is that Levis is sporting. 6- Crazy Don's Cartman. 5- BADFINGER 4- BF's Homers's brain 3- Edna's trademark Beatles 2- Sammy's Jammie 1- Carl's primitive - because, well, he's Carl! _________________________ Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. "They said he should avoid Dallas. But did he? See the Zapruder Film...2 Thumbs Up." 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. "They said he should avoid Dallas. But did he? See the Zapruder Film...2 Thumbs Up." 6. "Flint Tools . . . Like A Rock" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 (edited) Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. *"They said he should avoid Dallas. But did he? See the Zapruder Film...2 Thumbs Up." 6. "Flint Tools . . . Like A Rock" 5. "Hansel and Gretel - nothing says nothing, like something from the oven." 4. 3. 2. 1. * Uncle apologizes for missing the premise but it's too late to change it now. Sorry. Edited May 8, 2008 by Guest See above* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. *"They said he should avoid Dallas. But did he? See the Zapruder Film...2 Thumbs Up." 6. "Flint Tools . . . Like A Rock" 5. "Hansel and Gretel - nothing says nothing, like something from the oven." 4. One nation called her a witch ; another said she was sent from God . If you only attend one burning this year ... make sure it's Joan of Arc's ! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. *"They said he should avoid Dallas. But did he? See the Zapruder Film...2 Thumbs Up." 6. "Flint Tools . . . Like A Rock" 5. "Hansel and Gretel - nothing says nothing, like something from the oven." 4. One nation called her a witch ; another said she was sent from God . If you only attend one burning this year ... make sure it's Joan of Arc's ! 3. "When you think of knives, think of Cassius and Brutus brand. Cassius and Brutus - the knives that made Caesar famous." 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. *"They said he should avoid Dallas. But did he? See the Zapruder Film...2 Thumbs Up." 6. "Flint Tools . . . Like A Rock" 5. "Hansel and Gretel - nothing says nothing, like something from the oven." 4. One nation called her a witch ; another said she was sent from God . If you only attend one burning this year ... make sure it's Joan of Arc's ! 3. "When you think of knives, think of Cassius and Brutus brand. Cassius and Brutus - the knives that made Caesar famous." 2.Air Jesus. Walk on water faster! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Top Ten Slogan's - Had Madison Avenue Been Around Back Then: 10. "Jesus ... with a name like 'Christ,' you know he's got to be good!" 9. "Florida Limes turn Scurvy topsy turvy" 8. "SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!! IT'S AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT FIESTA!! AT...THE COLLOSSEUM!! CHRISTIANS....LIONS....VOMITORIUMS!! BRING YOUR FAVORITE VESTAL VIRGIN!! WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE!! (Visa, Mastercard, and Athens Express accepted.) SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! BE THERE, OR ROT IN HELL!!" 7. *"They said he should avoid Dallas. But did he? See the Zapruder Film...2 Thumbs Up." 6. "Flint Tools . . . Like A Rock" 5. "Hansel and Gretel - nothing says nothing, like something from the oven." 4. One nation called her a witch ; another said she was sent from God . If you only attend one burning this year ... make sure it's Joan of Arc's ! 3. "When you think of knives, think of Cassius and Brutus brand. Cassius and Brutus - the knives that made Caesar famous." 2.Air Jesus. Walk on water faster! 1. For that super sensitive man look come to Delilah's Hair Styling For Men. The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10-I95 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Oboy! You picked some surefire laugh fodder this time, Joe. [big]The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA[/big] 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 [big]The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA[/big] 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. I-5 - Canada to Mexico through California, Oregon & Washington 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. I-5 - Canada to Mexico through California, Oregon & Washington 6. I-70 (The very first Interstate Hwy, see the USA!) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. I-5 - Canada to Mexico through California, Oregon & Washington 6. I-70 (The very first Interstate Hwy, see the USA!) 5. I-390 up through Western New York (If you love the smell of cowsh*t, then you'll love this highway!) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Yup, been there Sammy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. I-5 - Canada to Mexico through California, Oregon & Washington 6. I-70 (The very first Interstate Hwy, see the USA!) 5. I-390 up through Western New York (If you love the smell of cowsh*t, then you'll love this highway!) 4. Rte.66 - where one may get one's kicks 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 (edited) The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. I-5 - Canada to Mexico through California, Oregon & Washington 6. I-70 (The very first Interstate Hwy, see the USA!) 5. I-390 up through Western New York (If you love the smell of cowsh*t, then you'll love this highway!) 4. Rte.66 - where one may get one's kicks 3. I-81 through Pennsylvania (After the parties, we liked to throw stuff off the bridge onto this lovely stretch of highway. Oh, and snowballs at trucks...don't even get me started!) 2. 1. Edited May 9, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. I-5 - Canada to Mexico through California, Oregon & Washington 6. I-70 (The very first Interstate Hwy, see the USA!) 5. I-390 up through Western New York (If you love the smell of cowsh*t, then you'll love this highway!) 4. Rte.66 - where one may get one's kicks 3. I-81 through Pennsylvania (After the parties, we liked to throw stuff off the bridge onto this lovely stretch of highway. Oh, and snowballs at trucks...don't even get me started!) 2. I10. JAX2LAX. ("We's headin' for bear on Eye-one-oh 'bout a mile outta Shakeytown I says "Pigpen, this here's Rubber Duck" "And I'm about to put the hammer down") 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 The Top Ten Interstate Rtes. in The USA 10. I-95 9. The wildly humorous Interstate 80 8. I-64 (which I can see from my house) 7. I-5 - Canada to Mexico through California, Oregon & Washington 6. I-70 (The very first Interstate Hwy, see the USA!) 5. I-390 up through Western New York (If you love the smell of cowsh*t, then you'll love this highway!) 4. Rte.66 - where one may get one's kicks 3. I-81 through Pennsylvania (After the parties, we liked to throw stuff off the bridge onto this lovely stretch of highway. Oh, and snowballs at trucks...don't even get me started!) 2. I10. JAX2LAX. ("We's headin' for bear on Eye-one-oh 'bout a mile outta Shakeytown I says "Pigpen, this here's Rubber Duck" "And I'm about to put the hammer down") 1. Rt. 340 right through Blue Ball and then on to Intercourse Pennsylvania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 1. Rt. 340 right through Blue Ball and then on to Intercourse Pennsylvania you've got some nerve reprimanding MY 1/8th for what it's causing my mouth to say... hmmmmph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Well I learnt it from you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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