phil Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 (edited) The Top Ten Things Your Cat Says To You Under Its Breath 10-"Yeah, I got yer tuna right here." 9- "Real funny, those Chinese food jokes are getting kinda old"... 8- I WILL eat you if you drop dead on the floor - without blinking an eye . 7- Yeah, sure, I'll show you some affection...I'll lift my tail and you kiss. 6- "Hey, that mouse aint never done nothin' to me. Catch it yourself." 5-"Hey man. I hear you got some real high grade catnip." 4- Look the fool's calling me again, I'll just ignore as usual. 3- 2- 1- Edited April 29, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 The Top Ten Things Your Cat Says To You Under Its Breath 10-"Yeah, I got yer tuna right here." 9- "Real funny, those Chinese food jokes are getting kinda old"... 8- I WILL eat you if you drop dead on the floor - without blinking an eye . 7- Yeah, sure, I'll show you some affection...I'll lift my tail and you kiss. 6- "Hey, that mouse aint never done nothin' to me. Catch it yourself." 5-"Hey man. I hear you got some real high grade catnip." 4- Look the fool's calling me again, I'll just ignore as usual. 3- "So how do you like your precious dog's kisses now that he's eaten what he thought was a Tootsie Roll?" 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 The Top Ten Things Your Cat Says To You Under Its Breath 10-"Yeah, I got yer tuna right here." 9- "Real funny, those Chinese food jokes are getting kinda old"... 8- I WILL eat you if you drop dead on the floor - without blinking an eye . 7- Yeah, sure, I'll show you some affection...I'll lift my tail and you kiss. 6- "Hey, that mouse aint never done nothin' to me. Catch it yourself." 5-"Hey man. I hear you got some real high grade catnip." 4- Look the fool's calling me again, I'll just ignore as usual. 3- "So how do you like your precious dog's kisses now that he's eaten what he thought was a Tootsie Roll?" 2- "So they are getting a brand new leather couch?..I can't wait to dig my claws into that" 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 The Top Ten Things Your Cat Says To You Under Its Breath 10-"Yeah, I got yer tuna right here." 9- "Real funny, those Chinese food jokes are getting kinda old"... 8- I WILL eat you if you drop dead on the floor - without blinking an eye . 7- Yeah, sure, I'll show you some affection...I'll lift my tail and you kiss. 6- "Hey, that mouse aint never done nothin' to me. Catch it yourself." 5-"Hey man. I hear you got some real high grade catnip." 4- Look the fool's calling me again, I'll just ignore as usual. 3- "So how do you like your precious dog's kisses now that he's eaten what he thought was a Tootsie Roll?" 2- "So they are getting a brand new leather couch?..I can't wait to dig my claws into that" 1- "I wish you'd get the hell off of 'Mommy' so she can get my din din ready." Laur, go ahead and start a new Top Ten, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Okay just a sec... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. A lit light bulb. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. A lit light bulb. 6. An extra footlong subway club 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. A lit light bulb. 6. An extra footlong subway club 5. Open box of Baking Soda 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. A lit light bulb. 6. An extra footlong subway club 5. Open box of Baking Soda 4. Soft drinks! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. A lit light bulb. 6. An extra footlong subway club 5. Open box of Baking Soda 4. Soft drinks! 3. Cheese, lots of cheese. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. A lit light bulb. 6. An extra footlong subway club 5. Open box of Baking Soda 4. Soft drinks! 3. Cheese, lots of cheese. 2. Old cat carcass in large pickle jar filled with formaldehyde 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top Ten Items That Should Always Be In Your Refrigerator 10. Salami! 9. Ice Cream 8. Beers 7. A lit light bulb. 6. An extra footlong subway club 5. Open box of Baking Soda 4. Soft drinks! 3. Cheese, lots of cheese. 2. Old cat carcass in large pickle jar filled with formaldehyde 1. A sense of humour. Top 10 Regrets 10. Not seizing the day. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Top 10 Regrets 10. Not seizing the day. 9. Not buying that Microsoft stock at 50 cents a share in 1971. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Top 10 Regrets 10. Not seizing the day. 9. Not buying that Microsoft stock at 50 cents a share in 1971. 8. Too few to mention. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Top 10 Regrets 8. Too few to mention. Frank's got nothing on you, John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 LOL...awesome, John! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 That's the first thing that came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 (edited) Bullsh*t ! Edited May 1, 2008 by Guest Kevy, Kevy, Kevy... tsk tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 I Live and Breathe Sinatra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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