Steel2Velvet Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 What should one do prior to marriage? karma chameleon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 What do you call a mother who paints her vehicle a different color every year? Betelgeuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 What would be fantastic use of the letter "E"? Heavy metal thunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Describe the sound my head makes when I stand up too fast and forget to close the upper drawer of my file cabinet? Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar, dancing on the light from star to star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 What was my latest pick-up line to solicit derisive laughter. To be or not to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Does she or does she not live in the second floor apartment? The Human Torch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 Among all of her sobriquets, what was Joan of Arc's final nickname? Quit bugging me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 What did the flower say to the bee? The spider spied her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 What did Mary Jane Watson tell the police when they were called to her house for an apparent "Peeping Tom" incident? Annie, Get Your Gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 What were the last words she heard before becoming a Lil Orphan? Take good care of what you've got my father said to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 What did Daddy say the first time he caught me "polishing my bayonet"? Time and time again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 How often did daddy catch you "yanking yer chain"? I plead innocence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 What phrase has become the equivalent of "crying wolf" for Rayzor because he has had to claim it so much. Incense and Peppermints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 What do you feed your dog to make his farts smell better? London Calling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 What do you hear on your phone when the star of Dazed and Confused gives you a ring? Zip a Dee Doo Dah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 What can be the ultimate painful outcome for a boy after taking a whizz? Parmesan cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Uncontrolled weakness #237 is? Somewhere over the rainbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Where did most of our 401K's go? Talk is dry, words are dusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 What are the complete lyrics to the Bedouin National Anthem? Batteries included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 What did I tell the chick when she asked, "Did you throw my vibrator in the garbage?" Sausage links Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 Too late! The question is... What do you click on to find gay porn on the internet? Dog Eat Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 What happens when you drop your frankfurter near Fido? Gonna Make You Sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 What phrase is used in the lyrics of "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin? Summertime Blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 The Chicago Cubs theme song. The dream police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 What's another name for the Chicago Police Dept? Mellow Yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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