Steel2Velvet Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 What thought illuminates a man's mind, as that last article of clothing comes off his mate? Free range chickens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 What is often chanted in hopes of getting range chickens released from imprisonment? The Hollywood Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Where has Clint Eastwood rolled a total of four 300 games? Festivus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 What is the clinical name for the skin rashes that occur on various body parts after too much Mardi Gras? Peyote buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Who is Red Buttons younger brother. I'm a monkey man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 What question begs the retort, "I know you are dude"? All the young dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 What is the informal name of the group of 37 year-old guys who gather outside the Ramsdale Nursing Home on Sunday afternoons, just to shoot the breeze and feel better about themselves? Rama lama ding dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 What is the name of the only fraternity that would accept me? Pee Wee's Big Adventure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 What did pharma giant Pfiser's market research group determine to be the second most popular product name to the eventual winner, Cialis? Gone with the wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 What happened to my Bic lighter and most of the hair on my forearm, when I was lighting my farts at an outdoor party? Last of the Mohicans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Where did Jerry Spotted Fawn place in weightlifting, during the All-Tribes Native American Olympics? It's now or never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 What did the man say to the woman when he realized that he had just taken his last Viagra tablet? "How sweet it is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 What is the result of the Vidalia onion advertising committees last brainstorming session? Stupid Cupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 What did they call the rookie angel that shot his arrow into Mike Tyson's ass? I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 What would be an appropriate caption to add to any Jennifer Lopez photo? It's not my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 What did his wife say when the old testament God apologist came home covered in boils? It will all come out in the wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 What did Bill Clinton promise Monica Lewinsky? I think I can, I think I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 How does the philosopher formulate his experience on the production line at the Spam factory? ------ chrono-synclastic infundibulum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 How did Justin Bieber become so popoular? Sing a song of sixpence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 After the record publishing company and the government take their cuts, after the personal manager, stage manager, sound and lighting crew, back up band, vocalists and roadies have all been paid; what does the superstar feel like he is doing when stepping up to the microphone at the sold out arena? give a little, take a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 What is Timothy Leary's SECOND most famous quote? From the beginning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 When can Charlie Sheen be expected to say something moronic and delusional? ------ Only the rainbow can duplicate its brilliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 How has at least one chick described Sammy's junk? Leave it to beaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 What were the written instructions on the backs of the grape leaves in the Garden of Eden? The more, the merrier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 The slogan for Plato's Retreat in NYC was? Slip slidin' away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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