Mike Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Enough is enough (what the hell else could "enough" be) "It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." - Clinton (what "exactly" are the "other" meanings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakin Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Deja vu all over again. Man, that sets me on edge every time I hear it. It's not clever, it's not witty, it's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 "That'll make you go blind!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 " Hot enough for you ? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 "What can I do ya for?" Grrrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Stupid is as stupid does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Jumbo shrimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTallOne Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 How about the "Christ is God" in front of everything remotley Christian. I feel it's just repetative. It's kind of like saying, "You are yourself." It bugs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 "Go figure" - Such an annoying and meaningless expression! "Same difference" - how can something be the same difference, you oxymoron?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Tuna fish. Of course tuna is a fish. I have not heard of tuna anything else. Why be redundant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 ... not to be mistaken for the tuna species of casserole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_s_1987 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Tuna fish. Of course tuna is a fish. I have not heard of tuna anything else. Why be redundant? There is also a similar one that is more stupid - "Koala Bear". For the last time, as pretty much any Australian can tell you, Koala's aren't bears. I also hate unnecessary extensions. "ATM Machine" means "Automatic Teller Machine Machine", and "PIN Number" means "Personal Identification Number Number". Similarly, "First year anniversary" - you don't need to say year, that is already implied. "Six month anniversary" doesn't make sense at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 "That was a Near Miss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 "That was a Near Miss" or... as George Carlin would say, "It was a NEAR HIT!" P.S. is Christ God? I thought he was God's son... (referring to theTallOne's earlier post...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTallOne Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 The Father, Son, Holy Spirit. They are all different beings representing the same force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Dominus Vobiscum Et cum spiritu tuo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 "I could care less." That one makes me NUTS. Using this verbiage means that you care so much there is ample room for you to care less about soemthing. The correct saying is "I couldn't care less," thereby stating that you care so little about something there is no room for you to care less about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 or... as George Carlin would say, "It was a NEAR HIT!" Lol, i am glad someone recognized it shawna. I might just look for his list of weird sayings, i will have to look for his books that i own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 At the end of a letter : ' Thank you for your attention ' - What ?! - did you think I was so docile that I wouldn't make it through your ramblings ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 "hot water heater" Why would you have to heat hot water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 speaking of letters... Including the words "don't hesitate to call" in any business letter is ridiculous. I picture someone picking up the phone, putting it down, picking it up, putting it down, "should I?" "should I not?" Also, "enclosed please find." Like it's a challenge. Okay... so I'm going to go diving in the envelope in search of something, hoping I'll find it. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 speaking of letters... Also, "enclosed please find." Like it's a challenge. Okay... so I'm going to go diving in the envelope in search of something, hoping I'll find it. Duh. I thought of this same thing! My mother always wrote this, and it never made sense to me. I felt the same way, like it was some kind of treasure hunt. Or "Please find it, is it still there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Describing the weather as "hot as hell" and "cold as hell." Well, is hell hot or cold? Make up your minds, people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 "Money can't buy happiness ." : I think we'd all like to risk the potential misery of this one . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Describing the weather as "hot as hell" and "cold as hell." Well, is hell hot or cold? Make up your minds, people! What, you don't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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