Uncle Joe Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Suddenly feeling rather boneheaded here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 aww joe, don't worry, it's normal hon. You can't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Don't worry Uncle Joe... I will give you client centred therapy as propounded by Carl Rogers whereby the patient receives unconditional positive regard. We love you Uncle Joe! Boneheaded or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 I feel so much better now. How about some electro-therapy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 They don't let me play with the equipment yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Remember in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest when Jack Nicholson's character, McMurphy, has shock therapy? When he returns to the forum (after pretending to be totally zapped) he announces, "The next girl who takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars"? One of my favorite movie lines, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 I complimented a co worker on her new hair color and she told me she's had it for two weeks.... DOH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 I supported a much loved and now sadly missed songfacts colleague... Oooops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bella Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 I'm loving this thread he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Hi Bella!....Okay so fess up Bella...gotta tell us one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Welcome back Bella - now tell us an embarressing story to make up for lost time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yes Bella, do. Hell, it can even be about Katie. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Hi, Bella!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 I complimented a co worker on her new hair color and she told me she's had it for two weeks.... DOH!! I asked a woman when her baby was due, and she said, "He was born 3 weeks ago." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Ooh, that had to hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 I asked a woman when her baby was due, and she said, "He was born 3 weeks ago." I was with a co worker when we saw a woman at the office and he asked her the same question. She said "I´m not pregnant!" and she went away quite disgusted to think she was getting fat... my co-worker was very embarassed too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 I keep calling one of my testers Johnny when his name is Danny, and the guy who sits next to him (Jonathan) hates his name being shortened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 (edited) So, you get a twofer Sue... more points or something... I felt like an idiot the other day at the airport when I had to have paul paged. The lady at the information booth says nicely "Paul who", in an airport probably chockful of Pauls. I was stumped. Edited April 21, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 embarrassing situation this morning playing naked chasing with the window washer!! my family decided not to tell me he was there so i came into my room after my shower and dropped my towel only to see him outside my window scrubbing away. so i grabbed my clothes and ran into the hallway but by then he was at the hallway window so i rushed into the bathroom because i had to rub in my body lotion before i could put my clothes on. all of a sudden, there he was at the bathroom window! so i ran back into the hallway and finally put on my clothes! i don't think the old man has ever washed windows so quickly! and he offered to come back again next week and do my windows for free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Dont tell anyone I am not really a window washer, OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 That's hysterical, Gis! worthy of a MAD TV skit, at the least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Or Playboy TV...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 embarrassing situation this morning playing naked chasing with the window washer!! my family decided not to tell me he was there so i came into my room after my shower and dropped my towel only to see him outside my window scrubbing away. so i grabbed my clothes and ran into the hallway but by then he was at the hallway window so i rushed into the bathroom because i had to rub in my body lotion before i could put my clothes on. all of a sudden, there he was at the bathroom window! so i ran back into the hallway and finally put on my clothes! i don't think the old man has ever washed windows so quickly! and he offered to come back again next week and do my windows for free! That'll teach you to spend the day at Rachel's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 After 2 years, I am still very much struggling with speaking Portuguese - one of the tougher global languages. Just came back from the barbershop where I indicated by holding up my finger and thumb a half inch apart and explained (I thought perfectly) I wanted that much taken off. The barber put a half inch spacer on the shears and his first move went right down the middle. Just like they do in bootcamp. Now I AM a bonehead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 I'm so glad I stopped by SF this evening - you guys are making me laugh! And I need that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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